Motley Crue As Cursed Images

My Favorite Band Members As Things My Friends Said

Its Not Gay! *Mumbling* It Might Be Bi... - Vince Neil

I Wanted A Drink Of Water And Thats My First Amendment Right! Likes Its America Bitch! - Bruce Dickinson

What Are Boobs Made Of? - Steven Adler

ill Rip You’re Dick Off And Beat You With It! - Axl Rose

You Work For Me! If There Where No Kids Here Who Would You Teach? Hm? I Give You You’re Paycheck! - Lars Ulrich

Boys Got Caught Jerking Off In Homework Club. - Izzy Stradlin

Did You Know The Female Uterus Can Fit Up To 8 Golf Balls! - Tommy Lee

I Got Glasses When I Got Blind - Dave Murray

Y’Know, Being Friends With You Guys Has Consequences... - Mick Mars

Me walking out of McDonald’s

slash: You try these new berries and cream starburst?

izzy: No-

Drunk, high, and horny axl walking by: Pardon what kind of star bursts did you just say!

slash: Berries-

axl:  Berries And what else!

slash: And cream!

axl: Oh *Intensive moaning*

izzy: ...

slash: ...

axl starts to clap his hands: Berries and cream berries and cream, i’m a little lad who loves berries and cream!

slash: ...

izzy: ...

axl: ...

axl in a higher pitch voice: bErRiEs AnD cReAm bErRiEs AnD cReAm Im A LiTtLe Lad WhO LoVeS bErRiEs *Kicks feet in air* AnD cReAm! *Jazz Hands*

izzy:

slash: Hell Yeah! *claps hands* WoO!

axl: *Runs away like a Fairie*

?Truth?

nikki, tommy, vince: McDonalds! McDonalds McDONALDS!

mick: *Sighs and pulls pulls into a McDonalds*

nikki, tommy, vince: YEAH! *Incoherent cheering*

person: Thanks for choosing McDonalds what may i get you?

mick: A plain black coffee.

Def Leppard, and Guns N’ Roses Lmfao :D T-T

joey: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. joey: That's why I own TEN guns. joey: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

tommy: Do you ever just wanna chew water?

doc: That’s it I’m gonna go lay down…

mick: Don’t you- don’t fucking leave me here!!!

*Slash brings in cupcakes, and sets them down*

*Izzy sneaks one and eats it in the bathroom, and acts like he hates them*

*Axl takes one and only eats the frosting* FUCK THE CAKE!

*Slash eats one casually and takes at least 20 minutes because he wants to savor all the deliciousness*

*Duff takes off the frosting and almost gets dropped kicked by Axl*

*Stevie eats the whole thing in one bite including the rapper around the cupcake*

Izzy: ...

Izzy: That can hurt you’re upper intestines!

Stevie taking a big swallow and looking around: am i dead yet... MmMmM nO!