Xxcherryblush - What Is Life.

R.A.B. ✧

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

the best post ever

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gay people will say some shit like "I re-wrote an entire play to include you and also have you as my fictional love interest and also it's named after you now" instead of just saying "I love you"

Nico: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Will: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Happy Mother's Day(US) to the mamas of all kinds ☺️🫂🌺

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing