Oh I’d Love It

i am the naked neighbour. i jerk off in bed, with the huge window next to me. you can't see me fully, but neighbours should be able to see my legs and my pulled down pants if they go the stairs up (my window looks right at the big staircase, clear view into my room)

i am a huge exhibitionist who loves to jerk off in public. the forest, toilet stalls, at university sometimes even on the street, waiting for my bus

in case i come back: 🦦

I would be the type of neighbor to toss a pen to your window to get your attention, just so I can ask you to move a little bit so it’s in view. I’d love to watch you, and touch myself to the sight of you taking pleasure in being watched

How do you feel about married men?

Gotta love them, and gotta be willing to show that love and care anyway you know how 😉

mmm i have always been shy in locker rooms, but last year i flew to japan and.. suddenly i stopped caring for being naked? got some stares down and smiles up to my face at the Sento / Bathing House. was fun.

i was shaving my balls at the shower station, got hard from touching myself, nothing unusual. i was sitting on a stool, so my thighs essentially covered it from the sides. but my travel buddy, a really hot guy from California, tattoos all over his body, NOTICED. my boner was almost gone but it went right back up lol

-🦦

What I would’ve given to be in either of your positions, truly! Just the idea of seeing you get harder would’ve had me solid myself

wish i could be a free use top. like yes, suddenly pull down my pants and take my cock into your mouth because you're bored, grab my hand and guide it into your cunt when i'm reading a book because you need something in you, tell me to go slow or fast while panting and i'll do as you say because it's my job, right? pull my dick out when we're out with friends and sit on it because there wasn't enough seats, grind against me and feel me grip your thigh as i try not to make any noise and listen the conversation going on, not even realizing another guy is taking my hand and taking my fingers into his mouth and sucking them, another bunny joining in by making me lay down on my back and sitting on my face, asking me to please eat him out and then i feel a pup humping on my shoe and hugging my leg and whining like the pathetic dog he is and i just let them. it's my purpose of service to pleasure them, right? who am i to deny such desperate behavior from my pretty pets?

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! <3 😊

Oooh fun! Well…

1.) I’m actually really big into cooking

2.) I actually have pretty rough body dysmorphia, so sometimes it can be rough showing myself off

3.) contrary to popular belief, I am actual non-binary, yet male presenting currently

how do you feel about fauxcest/incest kink?

Probably the biggest thing I’m into!

Since I’m not even sure I could say it any better than this. People have a tendency to push their moral beliefs and stupidity when we’re all just here trying to enjoy our kinks and have a good time RESPONSIBLY. Everything I do on this blog is HARD FANTASY and NOTHING MORE. If you are unable to find a balance between being a normal functioning person and being a brain dead keyboard, then it might be time to reevaluate who needs the help.

P.S.: thank you to the person who wrote this, may the weather always be good on your happiest days

since a bunch of people are commenting on my posts again saying that i need help and that i am disgusting, i think i need to reiterate: i am a normal and functioning member of society who just happens to be into some dark kinks.

and guess what? i know that dark kinks aren’t bad because they‘re just that. KINKS. having these does NOT make you a bad person or a person who needs to seek help.

i am once again making it VERY clear that my posts are FANTASY and that i do NOT condone the real life equivalents of them. i am an adult who engages in risk aware consensual kink with other consenting adults and there is NOTHING wrong about that!

I’m available for all things, all the time

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Hoping to know you all better. Send me asks and feel feee to DM me. I’ll be setting up a “get to know me” eventually