Me N Who

if your dick is fat and veiny, i hope you have a good day

need to be consumed 🙏

Girls who cry when they’re angry are angels

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reblog if you’re pro-plushie humping <3 ignore if you’re normal :)

friend: what’s in your glass?

me: vinegar

friend: why…

me: it’s yummy

and that kids is why everyone thinks i’m crazy

if you wanna fuck just let me know

i haven’t had s£x in 3 years please save me

every day i spend not sleeping on, kissing, or biting a bicep, is a year off my life.

count your days people

i just want someone to hold me and play with my hair and rub my back and talk to me, is that too much to ask for?

God I love puppies who have oral fixations with a voice kink, they’re just too easy sometimes and it’s so cute. They’ll walk around all day being a brat, giving attitude when we’re around friends or biting and pawing at me for attention i’m obviously busy.

But the moment I drop my voice a few octaves and tap their chin while saying “open” they’re on their knees, eyes glazed over and panting with their tongue out waiting to have their mouth filled like the dumb mutt they were trained to be.