I Genuinely Dont Understand Why Some People Can Proudly Tell Me Their Reading Goal For The Year Is 20

the first time i listened to bejeweled and there's this part where it goes "familiarity breeds contempt so don't put in the basement while I'm in the penthouse of your heart"

and then i was doing homework so only half listening and i heard

"familiarity breeds contempt so fuck me in the basement while I'm in the penthouse of your heart" and i was like HOLD UP taylor what happened--

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“She’s gone now,” Evelyn says. “The love of my life is gone, and I can’t just call her and say I’m sorry and have her come back. She’s gone forever. I regret every second I didn’t spend with her. I regret every stupid thing I did that caused her an ounce of pain. I should have chased her down the street the day she left me. I should have begged her to stay. I should have apologized and sent roses and stood on top of the Hollywood sign and shouted, ‘I’m in love with Celia St. James!’ and let them crucify me for it.”

Hear that??? THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY HEART BEING SHATTERED BY THIS BOOK FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME-

The Darkling has a sweet tooth,he plays the violin,braids his horse’s hair,has tears in his eyes every time he talks to Alina and you are telling me I am supposed to hate him cause he is the big bad VILLAIN?!?!

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this actually makes alot of sense lol Feyre and Rhys were lovesick teens who didn't think about the future and the consequences of them dying together and leaving Velaris with no rulers but 1) it's a book give them a break 2) I doubt that if Rhys dies Feyre would want to live anyways nevermind RULE and vice versa. Yes, rulers are supposed to be selfless and all that stuff but at the end of the day they still have FEELINGS and they were the love of each other's lives. That doesn't make them an amazing ruler, but it doesn't make them bad rulers either. Also if that happens, Velaris IS better off with another ruler 3) if Feyre dies, Nyx was never gonna survive anyways cuz he was like 3 months premature or smth so he wont be an orphan he'll just be.. uh.. dead 4) Bro who the heck decides to not have a child because they think they're gonna die??? People have children assuming they will live to see their child grow up???

I know some readers can’t forgive Rhys for withholding the pregnancy from Feyre.

But I can’t forgive Feysand for putting their baby and court in danger constantly from their death bargain. The bargain is still in place and NO ONE SHOULD THEM BREAK IT FOR THEM. For once, I want them to pay for their selfish deeds. All that fucking power they have is completely wasted.

ok no but i just randomly remembered that Lana had a hysterectomy that day so let's say future Lana and Logan adopted children.

and for those who wants to get their heart broken all over again, here's the exact quote:

"I can't have children"

"Why" (bro. wdym WHY?????)

"I lost a lot that night"

no but you all need to imagine future Lana Myers and Logan children bc child be like: so Mommy how did you and daddy get married

Lana: Oh sooooo I was a ✨serial killer✨ killing my rapists and then daddy was investigating my case. then I meet daddy and then three books later we kinda broke up because he thought I was Kennedy Carlyle, you know, the girl who's identity I stole. Oh also you never see us on *enter Lana Logan anniversary date* because daddy's finding me a criminal to torture 😌. Yeah so sleep well children that's your bedtime story for tonight.

honestly sjm. at this point i have read ALL of the books you've ever published atleast 3 times each (well besides Tower of Dawn cuz that one lowkey sucked ahaha), with ACOMAF winning at 10 reads, ACOWAR and KOA coming second at 5.

if we ever have a contest on who can complete completely random sentences in your book, I. will. win.

"You said I could be a weapon--teach me to become one. Don't use me like a pawn. And if being one is part of my work for you, then I'm done. Done."

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