Let's Do Ranking But On Crack

let's do ranking but on crack

also just a side note: this is from the pro/anti tags and do not reflect my own opinions (i will refrain from commenting about the stuff i had to go through for inspiration):

Tamlin - 100000/10 trapped under a mountain? Will fuck you the first chance I get to relieve your sexual needs. protects you by locking you up! major mama bear vibes 🐻🫶

Lucien - 5000/10 I listen to mommy when she tells me who my father is. Will also follow you to enemy territory because a random supernatural force told me you're my mate. Obdient and loyal 💯

Jurian - 3000/ 10 surivies 500 years of torture! strong, resiliant. stops chasing Miryam after 500 years - understands that no means no.. took a while, yes, but it's the result that counts 👍

Rhys - 1000/10 his priorities 😍 war duties yk yk. Will also SA and drug you without your permission to save you from evil crazy magic lady

Helion - 500/10 ah, who doesn't pin after forbidden love every once in a while! And sires a secret love child! Major green flag

Azriel - 100/10 forbidden love x2. very enviornmentally friendly. Don't want your present? Gives it to someone else

Eris - 100/10 pov I give cryptic answers about nailing a post-it on someone's uterus. but trust me, im a good guy, you just dont know the whole story.

Cassian - 100/10 will accept laws and traditions instead of saving you. law abiding citizen 🥵

Kallias - 100/10 friends to lovers troupe! and something about incest!!!*

*there's no anti Kallias tag. i had to get creative. and there was something about incest that im confused about but that's okay

rank the men in acotar: rhys, cassian, azriel, lucien, tamlin, helion, eris, jurian, kallias

Rhys - 13/10 everything he says is 🤌. Eats paint is a bonus. Will thank Rhysie for walking over my face.

Helion - 11/10 extra point for the pegasus. and saved LoA 💯 top tier humor. Manifesting Feysand + Helion threesome

Kallias - 10/10 who doesn't like a snow king?

Azriel - 9/10 dark and moody 🥰 but talk about your feelings smh

Cassian - 7/10 too self righteous for my taste but still hot

Eris - 5/10 daddy issues. but not bad on the eyes.

Jurian - 3/10 saved feyre in acowar. but bonus points for surviving with only a finger bone and eyeball

Lucian - 2/10 no finger bone no bonus. be a bitch to my high lady and i'll be a bitch to you

Tamlin - 1/10 one point for the entertaining high lords meeting. otherwise.. "your hair is clean" no other explaination needed

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4 years ago

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3 years ago

the hypocrisy of western people telling average russians to go protest while gloating about our savings becoming monopoly money and cheering for sanctions that leave us stranded with a totalitarian government that treats these protests as treason 😳

2 years ago

well @chloegong we called it

BUT JULIETTE AND ROMA MONTAGOV 😭🥹😩

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3 years ago

Sjm has a wing kink

2 years ago
xo-fangirl-xo - 3am shower thoughts

im sorry i think i was high on the coho hate train and the i hate people who hate on acotar train when i wrote this.

I swear y’all acotar haters who compare sjm (who writes masterpieces) to Colleen fucking Hoover only read the first book. (Which is still a problem because the first book is still >>>>> anything coho can ever conjure in that tiny brain of hers)

And throne of glass!! like ok if y’all hate acotar cuz Rhys fucked in a war tent Rowaelin fucked on a beach I hope thats more acceptable for you. (no but fr tog is also a literal masterpiece. The ending of EoS???? KoA????? hello?)

2 years ago

when my mom wont let me go to a conan grey concert in February (and constantly threatens to take away my taylor tickets if i dont get straight As) i get the urge to scream someone who loves you wouldn't do this at her.


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2 years ago

Nesta Archeron

Nesta Archeron
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art: kallycreates [instagram]

3 years ago

the dumbest/ most problematic quotes from my favorite ships but like ahaha i dont believe in love anyways

Book quotes that made me believe in love again~ part 2, because these are all so adorable I just couldn't fit them into one post<3

•He pushed, simply because he damn well couldn’t stop himself,

“And what do you deserve?” A slow smile, indeed a plains-cat readying for the kill. Then, “Certainly more than a bastard-born nobody.”

~Nesta my queen letting her romantic side show for a second :') so vulnerable. Huh? What? Unresolved trauma? No- this is 100/10 romance bb

•"You don’t even know what you’re saying,” Kenji tells him. “You’re acting crazy—”

“I was happier,” Adam says, “when I thought she was dead.”

“You, of all people,” Adam says to me. He looks so disgusted. “I trusted you—told you things I never should’ve told you— I can’t believe you’d do this to me. That you’d fall for him. What the hell is wrong with you?” he demands, his voice rising in pitch. “How sick in the head do you have to be?”

~Adam Kent to his girlfriend<3 fights can be so sexy. especially when a guy calls his girlfriend fucked in the head uwu. every girl's dream :))wishing she was dead aaahhh love is love okay.

•His growls of pleasure filled the tent, drowning out the distant cries of the injured and dying. Life and death—hovering so close, whispering in our ears.

And I hoped that this shard of life we offered up, this undimming light between us, would drive death a bit further away. At least for another day.

~feysand my fav power couple. getting down and dirty in a battlefield like the rulers they are. What? oh no not fighting for their homeland no no that's for basic bitches<33 romantics do seggsy time in battles ;) it's called feminism okay look it up

•“You care for me,” Will said. His voice was cool and sure. “And you know that I admire you, the way that all women know when a man admires them. Now you have come to tell me you will be here, available to me, for as long as I might wish it. I am offering you what I thought you wanted.”

“You cannot mean that.”

“And you cannot have imagined I meant anything more,” Will said. “There is no future for a Shadowhunter who dallies with warlocks. One might befriend them, employ them, but not …”

~will my bestie offering the girl he loves to be his whore<3 unusual but I don't kink shame here :) spread loveee,hashtag speaking from the heart

•"Hear my judgment,” Cardan says, authority ringing in his voice. “I hereafter exile Jude Duarte to the mortal world until such time as she is pardoned by the crown. Until then, let her not step one foot in Faerie or forfeit her life.”

I gasp. “But you can’t do that!”

He looks at me for a long moment, but his gaze is mild, as though he’s expecting me to be fine with exile. As though I am nothing at all. “Of course I can,” he replies.

“But I’m the Queen of Faerie,” I shout, and for a moment, there is silence.

Then everyone around me begins to laugh.

“Deny it then,” I yell. “Deny me!”

He cannot, of course, so he does not.

~cardan my fairie romeo sweeping Jude off her feet by exiling her<3 *I think I've seeeenn this film beforeeee* he really thought he showed some huge ass ravenclaw energy here :) who said long distance can't be steamy?

•“I lied,” he said. “Demons lie, Clary. You know, there are some kinds of wounds you can get when you’re a Shadowhunter—internal injuries from demon poison. You don’t even know what’s wrong with you, but you’re bleeding to death slowly inside. That’s what it’s like, just being your brother.”

“But Aline—”

“I had to try. And I did.” His voice was lifeless. “But God knows, I don’t want anyone but you. I don’t even want to want anyone but you.”

Clary’s voice had sunk to a whisper. “I don’t want anyone but you, either.”

~awww this is like the new "being your friend isn't enough",, brotherly love<3 okay friends to lovers enemies to lovers WHAT ABOUT SIBLINGS TO LOVERS HUHHH

•"You—Reid, you also made an oath to me. You’re my husband, and I’m your wife.”

His hands dropped to his sides. Defeated. A spark of hope flared in my chest. But then he closed his eyes—seeming to collapse in on himself—and when he opened them again, they were void of all emotion. Empty. Dead.

“You are not my wife.”

What was left of my heart shattered completely.

~Reid my new bff being loyal to his religion and telling Lou that she's not his wife :') so pure. true love 101. *so there you go-o can't make a wife outta a WITCH* his mentor is the hot priest from fleabag<3 "you love me? It'll pass<3"

•“Why don’t I give you the lashing you deserve?”

He looked so dead set on it that she blinked. “If you ever take a whip to me, I will skin you alive.” Rowan paused his stalking. “You’re worthless.”

“Tell me something I don’t know.”

He went on, “You would probably have been more useful to the world if you’d actually died ten years ago.”

She just looked him in the eye and said, “I’m leaving.”

~ughhh what is it with men's dirty talk being "I wish you were dead" it's so poetic :') again, bird love confessions are...unique, so cut rowan some slack. also threatening to whip her kinkyyyy<333

•Juliette supposed it was her turn to walk away. The lover and the liar, the liar and the lover. They switched those roles between themselves like it was a game.

“I tell the truth,” Juliette said again. Each word was a blade that sliced through her tongue, cutting her twice as deep as the harm she put out into the world. “Wake up. This entire dalliance between us has been an extraction of information.”

“Juliette, don’t say such—”

~Juliette and Roma spending the whole book pining over each other and confessing their feelings, to reach this end. because love<333

•“Don’t worry, tracker. You’ll know when our deal is up.” He shoved me belowdecks, but not before I heard his parting words to Mal—“I’ll be certain you hear it when I make her scream.”

~love triangles can be sooo beautiful especially when you've been kidnapped by one of the guys and the other has the personality of a wet towel<33 but love is love so-

3 years ago

y'all need to join this server!!! SUCH a friendly enviornment and there's a buncha ppl who also stan feyre/ sjm & who won't look at me weird when i randomly start squealing because House of Sky and Breath is so exciting loll

Feyre Discord Server!

Feyre Discord Server!

created and managed by @dreaminginvelaris and @colorlesschristmastree <3

a discord server for feyre stans! doesn't matter what side(s) of the fandom you're in, if you love feyre, you're welcome to join :)) this server will contain multiple channels where you can all interact in! including a CC channel that contains both a spoiler and spoiler-free chat rooms! plus many more fun creations

we wanted to make a place where all feyre stans can come together and be in a peaceful, fun, and friendly environment! so no matter what ships you support, or what characters you like/dislike, you will have loving feyre in common with everyone! <3

*only those 16 years and older can join*

please share this with your mutual who love feyre and reblog for more exposure but ONLY tag with #pro feyre

invite link:

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3 years ago

ok no but i just randomly remembered that Lana had a hysterectomy that day so let's say future Lana and Logan adopted children.

and for those who wants to get their heart broken all over again, here's the exact quote:

"I can't have children"

"Why" (bro. wdym WHY?????)

"I lost a lot that night"

no but you all need to imagine future Lana Myers and Logan children bc child be like: so Mommy how did you and daddy get married

Lana: Oh sooooo I was a ✨serial killer✨ killing my rapists and then daddy was investigating my case. then I meet daddy and then three books later we kinda broke up because he thought I was Kennedy Carlyle, you know, the girl who's identity I stole. Oh also you never see us on *enter Lana Logan anniversary date* because daddy's finding me a criminal to torture 😌. Yeah so sleep well children that's your bedtime story for tonight.

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