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I’m sorry, but the High Lords’ Meeting in ACOWAR slaps, and I re-read it at least once a month. Everyone is so bitchy and petty and we need more of these dysfunctional fuckers in the next book.

there is really compelling, really strong textual evidence for elriel, gwynriel, and elucien. there is foreshadowing for each of them. can y’all stop bullying each other about who’s most correct for one second? you’re all right. it’s all there. that’s kind of the point, since sjm is writing a series and has to build suspense to keep sales up. no one is more right. it’s all there. stop fighting and go touch some grass.

this!!

the elain hate has gotten out of hand. these people are going to hate the next book no matter what. And the ship wars have gotten so bad that people are going to vilify Elain (and azriel) even more if their book is confirmed. I just think that’s weird as hell. people hate her because Azriel is attracted to her and not to THEM?? IS EVERYONE FEELING OK???

tbh I’ve noticed this always happens when there’s too much time before a ship gets confirmed/resolved by the author. Stuff festers, things get ugly and stan culture gets toxic. Not sjms fault cause obvs it takes time to write and get things published but I’ve noticed this happen every time. I hate it!! Please these people need to take a step back and check their locations because they live on Earth!! Are you really going to throw away an entire book series that you’ve claimed to love because your ship doesn’t work out 😭

honestly sjm. at this point i have read ALL of the books you've ever published atleast 3 times each (well besides Tower of Dawn cuz that one lowkey sucked ahaha), with ACOMAF winning at 10 reads, ACOWAR and KOA coming second at 5.

if we ever have a contest on who can complete completely random sentences in your book, I. will. win.

i feel like sjm is writing a romance novel, so it makes sense that elain ends up with azriel because three sisters and three brothers and everything. but she might also just make azriel end up with gwyn and elain with lucien just for funsies.

who knows? i certainly dont. it ms sarah janet mass. at the end of the day, we'll still eat up whatever she writes and beg for whatever crumbs she offers us

but in the meantime, ill entertain myself with the anti (whomever you dislike) tags and wait for the agonizing five years it takes for sjm to finish two books to be over

favourite tog series quotes- (3/?)

the first time i listened to bejeweled and there's this part where it goes "familiarity breeds contempt so don't put in the basement while I'm in the penthouse of your heart"

and then i was doing homework so only half listening and i heard

"familiarity breeds contempt so fuck me in the basement while I'm in the penthouse of your heart" and i was like HOLD UP taylor what happened--

@taylorswift @taylornation

“I think,” he said eventually, so faintly that it seemed like his mind was elsewhere, “you do yourself a disservice by refusing to hope."

wellllll

Plot twist: Rhysand's last name is Herondale

- angsty backstory

- seems dark and brood-y but is actually a cinnamon roll

- nobody knows their actual last name for ages into the series

- i can definitely picture him being scared of ducks

- is more powerful than most of his kind

- "Herondales love only once."

- dead family

- strange (but beautiful) eyes

- a really good

"Persephone Lied"