Countess - Billy Norrby

Cutie in an interview

He didn’t like your question

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.

heavy breathing

listen, vandermatthews is great, i ship it too, but dutch? does not deserve hosea. hosea is much too good for that man and he knows it too. you think he'd stay with dutch with the way treats his sons? his sweet boys? nah man, he'd leave and take the kids with them. they are #divorced.

mother, a monster is wearing my brother's skin

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aww the skrunkly!! Tap if when Sceembo Pleepo 😊😊😊 I think he is smiling?

Mamma Emeritus Seconda

He deserved to be a hairy dilf too