Sometimes My Inner Voice Sounds Like Ivan Stepanovich From “Svati”

"I forgive you, of course I forgive you" why don't you just kill me

i hope every girl who doesn’t have a girlfriend gets a girlfriend this year

Dispatcher Eddie listening to Buck get hurt on the job and not being able to help :)))))

👀 I always feel like somebody’s watching me 👀

insp.

they are adorable

Hot boys. You can almost feel Sirius’ faith on the world coming back to him. This was their first kiss. - James Potter. Summer before 5th year

A great crossover fanfic would include the following :

Crowley and Aziraphale are married and are Castiel’s parents (and Crowley tolerates Dean for the sake of his son). While Dean and Cas are married and are trying to raise Stiles and they struggle (mostly Dean does) to accept that Stiles and Derek are dating.

Someone please write this, I will be externally grateful! :)

*at Stiles and Derek's house*

Scott's kid: Uncle Stiles, why don't you have a wife?

Stiles: Because I'm gay.

Scott's kid: What does that mean?

Stiles: It means I like boys, not girls.

Scott's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?

Stiles *looks to Derek who is in the kitchen minding his own business*: I don't know. Why DON'T I have a husband DEREK?