The Pedro Pout

The shoulder-to-waist ratio is impressive.

How does he keep getting these guns through customs at the airport??

DEAR GODS LOOK AT HIM WHY IS HE SO CUTE????!!

Perfection

He's perfect and I love him your honor.

Pedro is the greenest of green flags

Don't look at me like that sir

Why is my dash suddenly filled with stuff about the muppets? I don't remember looking at anything about them.

Don't get me wrong, I love the muppets, I'm just very confused right now.

This man's arms.

I was never that interested in necks before but then Pedro happened.

Help

Yeah. I ain’t ever getting over him.