Carl Frederik Sørensen (Danish, 1818–1879), "Danish Ships In Rough Seas" (details), 1877

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"...You know, the usual? Turning into a gross spider, brooding in the shadows, doing your mother's dirty work, crawling back to the swamps so you can finally leave us alone???"

"And why, pray tell, should I do something else when I can watch you make a spectacle of yourself instead?"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm talking about this new embarrassing habit of yours. You've been spending an awful lot of time hiding behind the trees to ogle poor unsuspecting lasses."

"I'm-I'm NOT! First off, how long have you been spying on me, exactly? No, wait- I don't really want to know that. And second, I'm not doing anything, and I'm definitely NOT ogling. I'm just standing guard."

"(Scoffs) Oh, are you really? I didn't know standing guard involved all this blushing and heavy sighing. We might have done it wrong all this time, I see."

"(Sighs)...Listen, believe what you will. The Commander asked us to keep watch, so I suggest you do the same, preferably twenty or eighty feet away from me, alright? Thanks."

"As your dear Commander wishes. But I suggest you close your mouth while on...duty. We already have a dog, we don't need another slobbery creature in our fun little party."

TWIN PEAKS 1.01 “Northwest Passage” — 1990, directed by David Lynch cinematography by Ronald Víctor García

BORN TO DO NOTHING WORLD IS A OVERWHELMING 鬼神 Put Em All Off 1989 I am executive dysfunction man 410,757,864,530 THINGS TO DO 

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by 2025 the average male suit and tie will be replaced in the "business formal" category by playboy bunny suits. I promise

This is how I look like with glasses

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portrait of my neighbor's cat at sunset

Bathing in Front of the Port of Pont-Aven (1886) by Paul Gauguin