I dunno if this is a personal thing that happens whenever I’m listening to audios in general—but like..whenever the kissing starts I feel like I’m third wheeling. Because the listeners in my head are like completely separate from myself so I kinda just sit there like “…good for you guys…I’m just watching from over here. You go do that.”
I dunno it makes it funny when I feel like I’m interrupting something…like y’all want me to leave or nah 😭 Am I intruding on the moment
you’re just so smellable pookinator dinkletin 🤭
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF….
smells like fluoride. 😈
Do you always go up to people and start sniffin’ em like some dog or am I just a special case?
Casper getting ready to go to work knowing they're gonna have to drive Auron around while he gets sloppy toppy in the back seat from that rookie in legal (it's the third time that week)
sam collins needs to hit that griddy so he can aura maxx on the opps ☝️😎🔥
skibidi
i don''t know what the hell that is, and i don't think i want to.
TW: BLOOD AND VIOLENCE AND QUINN FOX
Darlin is just so 🤭🫶🫶🫶🫶
I don't condone violence unless it's against Evil British Villian Man
OHHH YUUUH IK THATS RIGHT
i love twice 🙂❤️
IS THIS VIET REP OR AM I TWEAKING???
Redactober 2024 Day Twenty-Five
Prompt: Porter & Prank
Pairing: None, Platonic Solaire antics
cw: Mild violence, Mild language
“I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”
Available on AO3 here!
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“GETTY!”
“What have you done now, con gái?” William asks, not bothering to look up from the book in his hands. Alexis shrugs a shoulder, taking out an airpod just in time to see Porter speed through the door. With his eyes a lurid red and his fangs bared, he would be the poster image of vampiric rage… if not for the strip of lush, dark hair shaven clean in the middle of his head like a ridiculous, reverse mohawk.
“A bold choice,” Alexis deadpans with a raised eyebrow. “It doesn’t look good.”
“You won’t look good when I’m done with you, you vicious bitch!”
“What’s really vicious is the DIY job you’ve to your hair, sweetie. I know you’re missing Vinny, but let’s not be teenage girls about it.” Porter pounces at Alexis, his nails aimed for her smug face, and she, the older vampire of older blood, is faster, throwing him back into the wall with a swift duck and kick into the sternum. The younger vampire leaves a hole in the plaster but is unharmed, is incensed more than anything, and readies himself to launch again when William lifts his head, leveling them both with a level stare.
“Con cái, you’ll get blood on the floors and so soon after the cleaners have come,” he tuts, clicking his tongue disapprovingly at the flakes of paint and drywall littering the floor. “Alexis, did you do this?”
“Obviously not,” she says, already the put-upon image of laissez-faire boredom.
“Then curious and curiouser… Perhaps it was a ghost.” William goes back to reading with an air of finality only he can accomplish, sucking the momentum out of the fight. He keeps reading when Porter skulks out the room, hissing violent curses and threats at Alexis as he passes her and slamming the door on the way out.
“Really, William?” Alexis asks, looking at her maker, unimpressed. “Shaving his head?”
“The manor has been so quiet since Vincent left,” the king says with a little smile as he turns a page. “I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”
Since his official outfit as an student is this, and many people hc him as part of the Ramshackle dorm, should we make it the canon uniform?
I know I will now, he deserves at least this
Grim has the same line pattern in his bow and that's technically the only Ramshackle canon piece of clothing we have
LEOOOOONAAANAJABAHKAJAKAJKS
Nightmare Suit Leona has a voice line in which (rough translation, not word for word) he warns you that Skully isn’t actually as gentlemanly as you might think he is, he’s actually very improper. The reasoning Leona cites is that Skully doesn’t even wait or get the okay from you first before kissing your hand.
… Leona “Consent King”-scholar, everyone 😌
Edit: In the event story itself, Skully says he is so happy, he’ll kiss everyone again. Leona tells him if he values his life, then don’t. CONSENT 👏 KING 👏
WAIT THEYRE STILL TOGETHER???
i don’t know where else to put this but sometimes i wonder if milo’s dad ever sobered up and just stares at old pictures of him, milo, and marie as a family and just regrets neglecting them (if there was even a moment where they were together happily)
Hear me out
The spinning tea cup tread but it's echo and bright eyes?
Echo: The creator
Bright eyes: the character the audience hated so much the creator wrote them out of existence