I Lied. Put Your Clothes Back On. I'm Going To Explain To You How Much I Want To Murder James Potter

jean moreau :

thinking about Todd Anderson

andrew: *touches neil's neck, leaning to him, letting him take his cigarette, whispering words close to his face*

neil thoughts at this moment: wow, yah, my mom's burning to ashes smelled exactly like this

Also, let us not forget that Bee also matched Andrew's freak. She didn't win that little gremlin over by being kind and patient. She won him over by Playing His Game and being a worthy opponent - her main tool was just probably her patience ("oh we're sitting in total silence for an hour? Sure why not. Oh, we're gonna have a staring contest while we do it? Yeah okay I'm down. Let's see who cracks first ^_^ <3")

I mean yeah it helped that she's probably incredibly kind and understanding. But I truly headcanon Bee as being a lil cut throat herself. Like Neil but Nice And Warm And With Chocolate.

She won't let Andrew hide. But she won't drag him out kicking and screaming either. She'll wait until he comes to her, gives his consent in being Read For Filth, and then Bee will happily oblige with razor sharp precision, no remorse, with a smile and some hot chocolate on the side

BEE MATCHED ANDREW'S FREAK TOO

regulus: why is your back all scratched up?

[flashback to james chasing a raccoon after regulus told him to leave it alone]

james: i’m having an affair.

Neil Abram Josten I'm fucking obsessed with you.

James: You know, before we met, I was under the impression that you were threatening.

Regulus: I am.

James: You’re taking a nap on my bed.

Regulus: Threatening.

James: You’re cuddling me.

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c: @akwardsilince

everyone say thank you nora for making jeremy such a slut

i have a finite amount of fucks to give and they all go to marauders fanfiction