When Your Stomach Is Really Mad At You And You're Not Sure Which One Of Your Fourteen Unhealthy Lifestyle

@bagelbababa I had to do it

I'm the villain of tumblr

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

webp. more like wet ppee.

also on bsky

malcador the gigglite

official subtitles on the new horus heresy edition trailer say malcador giggles

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

twitter is fucking incredible

@400elochamp had this to say

look at this image of Conan O'Brien holding a very small cat

Woah mama it's el wiwi gatito