In My Professional Opinion As An Entomologist, Yeah

Typical evil wizard

aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is

CEMENT

cement cement cement

Make sure to hold your breath

NUH UH

magic is real btw

finally, someone who knows how to throw it back for a real one properly

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Upending the conventional theory that the animals are different species, a study conducted by marine biologists at the University of Florida confirmed Thursday that sharks are just really angry dolphins. “An exhaustive five-year-long field study combined with comprehensive DNA analysis proves that sharks are actually dolphins that are super fucking pissed,” said lead researcher Dr. Karen Delgado, noting that the reason sharks were considered solitary animals was because they were simply livid dolphins who needed to go off by themselves for a while to simmer down.

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