50’s Dinner With Mama (send Help She’s Hitting On Me)

50’s Dinner With Mama (send Help She’s Hitting On Me)

50’s dinner with mama (send help she’s hitting on me)

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2 months ago
My Friends Told Me That My Old Pfp (seen Above) Looked Like Boobies So I Had To Change It 😭😭😭😭

my friends told me that my old pfp (seen above) looked like boobies so I had to change it 😭😭😭😭


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1 month ago
AND, And, Here Is A Set Of Darktide Monstrosity Stickers, JUST FOR FUN
AND, And, Here Is A Set Of Darktide Monstrosity Stickers, JUST FOR FUN
AND, And, Here Is A Set Of Darktide Monstrosity Stickers, JUST FOR FUN
AND, And, Here Is A Set Of Darktide Monstrosity Stickers, JUST FOR FUN

AND, and, here is a set of Darktide monstrosity stickers, JUST FOR FUN


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1 month ago
wormtaste - the delicious taste of worm
1 month ago

Wizard disguised as a harmless beggar showing up at a castle and doing everything in their power to make themselves an obnoxious guest so that when the master of the house finally snaps they can declare them a poor host and put a curse on them, but nothing is working, and they're starting to wonder who's really fucking with whom.

2 months ago

The year of chaos will be a complete failure unless we get a model of this

Seriously, I love the baby harness

That Moment When Your Warband's Ship Has A Comically Large Amount Of Nurglings Randomly Finding Their

That moment when your warband's ship has a comically large amount of nurglings randomly finding their way onto it and one of them gets so overly attached to you that he WILL start crying when he is separated from you

Little rushed doodle of Proteus from my DG warband, a quiet guy who has basically become the nanny for the nurglings on their ship :)


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1 month ago
Colored digital comic. Panel one: Bill Cipher, wearing the Theraprism prison uniform, sits in a crummy chair with arms and legs crossed glaring off to the side irritably. Somebody off screen says, "WE HAVE A NEW
PATIENT JOINING US TODAY! THIS IS BILL FROM EUC—" Bill interrupts, "THE NIGHTMARE REALM." Off-screen speaker: "RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF?" Bill: "(SIGHS) YEAH, SURE. THE NAME'S BILL CIPHER. HENCHMANIAC HEAD HONCHO, EVERY DREAMER'S WORST NIGHTMARE, EVERY NIGHTMARE'S WET DREAM, RUINER OF KINGDOMS, DESTROYER OF DYNASTIES, OVERALL CHILL FUN GUY, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'M HERE BECAUSE I ATTEMPTED TO CONQUER EARTH."
Panel two: Bill looks up irritably as a new evil-sounding voice off-screen shouts, "HA! "ATTEMPTED"?! YOU PATHETIC FOOL!"
Panel three: Bill floats out of his chair, shaking with rage, as he says, "WHAT! AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER, BUSTER?!"
Panel four: we see over Bill's shoulder as he glares at Aku from Samurai Jack, who's sitting in another chair, also wearing the Theraprism prison uniform, giving Bill the smuggest smirk you've ever seen.
Panel five: still smug as hell, Aku says, "WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED..."

I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

Colored digital comic. A floating orb of light with two disembodied hands and sunglasses rushes down the hall, one hand holding a walkie-talkie and the other grabbing the doorknob to a utility closet. It says, "DIRECTOR, I'M ISSUING RED ALERT. TWO OF THE DIMENSIONAL TYRANT WARD'S MOST DANGEROUS PATIENTS ARE MISSING. BILL CIPHER AND AKU. NOBODY'S SEEN THEM FOR HOUR--"
Panel two: the orb opens the door and lets the hand with the walkie talkie droop as it trails off, "RRSSSS..." Inside the supply closet are Bill Cipher and Aku, both wearing Theraprism uniforms, apparently romantically entangled with each other inasmuch as a triangle and a wiggly column of darkness can get entangled.
Panel three: Bill and Aku disentangle enough to look at the orb, both looking terrified. Both their clothes are half undone, Aku's lips are puckered, Bill's tongue and lower fangs are sticking out from beneath his eyeball, Aku's got Bill's bow tie around his beard, and one of Bill's eyelashes has been seton fire by Aku's flaming eyebrows. The orb and the two prisoners stare at each other silently.
Panel four: The orb slams the door, quickly turns away, and says into its walkie talkie, "NEVER MIND! BOTH PATIENTS HAVE BEEN LOCATED," pauses, then says, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

1 month ago
Mediterranean Apathy Metaphors

Mediterranean apathy metaphors

1 month ago
FROM THIS
FROM THIS
FROM THIS

FROM THIS

1 month ago

i think the servers bugged during overtime lol


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1 month ago
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions By Michael Pederson

Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions by Michael Pederson

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