No, Donald Trump would never suggest ending the war on drugs. Instead, he’d suggest ending the war on illiteracy to allocate more resources to the war on single mothers
We need to end the war on drugs so we can allocate more resources to the war on single mothers
guys how do I go about harassing people on tumblr
like, do I just send them slam poetry or am I just supposed to poorly critique their stuff?
I want to harass @bagelbababa but I want to make sure I’m following tumblr protocol
you’ve described 68.3% of YouTube video essays
the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
I thought this was a political cartoon and I was trying to figure out the message for like a full 30 seconds
drawing people i see in the city (45/?)
Fun fact: I will not be heeding this advice in the slightest
If I see one of these adorable little fuckers I will pick it up and we will reenact that one scene from titanic/lion king where Jack raises Simba up
Getting scratched is just the price I’ll have to pay for my dreams
ok now watch this video of anteaters
ok you all can start fighting again now 😊
Mediterranean apathy metaphors
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
whats going in with the gelatinous cube lately ive seen it three times today
spent way too much time adding a bunch of additional inbetweens but I love how it makes it look
Btw MAGA you are not welcome here ✌️😊
gaze upon my blog ye mighty and despair21 he/himagnostic atheist (I'm annoying about it)
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