I've seen this character in books, and occasionally in real life. They tend to appear when they are among a hypocritical group of people who have a very strong sense of decorum and manners.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
like what the fuck i'm not even regular horny i'm just like. some kind of weird estrogen horny where i need to swear fealty to someone. what is happening
Totally
one of the coolest things about your home computer is that you can use it to browse the web and read interesting posts from people all across the globe
Don’t worry, I won’t make them immortal without their consent, though it is not really in my best interest anyway. There’ll be kill runes which give them a reasonable lifespan until their soul is promptly yoinked from the mortal plane.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
the voice of the devil
"Ah I see, what you meant to say is you have upset my loose association of gossipers, busybodies and know-nothings who cannot tolerate criticism, and are ready to turn on each other the moment one of them steps a little bit out of the norm."
Please skip the "youre dividing the community" I don't care if its divided I dont want to share the room with someone who treats me as disposable
how many followers do you have? - 10 followers, of which 6 are magnificent mutuals.
when’s the last time you went on a date - never dated
how many posts have you made? - a jillion and ten (50)
What type of shoes do you wear? - sneakers
what colour are the walls of your room - grey
where are you right now? - my room
would you consider yourself good at art? - yes (writing)
who was your first kiss? - my pillow
do you still sleep with stuffed animals? - no
what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own? - my white suit and pants
do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area? - suburban
what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl) - i hate shopping
if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be? - intelligent
do you collect anything? - information
what’s the last thing you ate? - red curry
if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist? - was a lady who spoke over me, as it took me a long time to collect my thoughts and she couldn't handle silence. it was mindbendingly annoying.
what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get? - $1,000,000 in gold bars
Who’s the first person you can think of? - Ea-Nasir
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? - 8-10
If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be? - ???
do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)? - evil subculture
who was your childhood favourite music artist? - Tchaikovsky
CDs or record players? - no
Do you believe in any conspiracy theories? - no, only conspiracy facts with solid primary sources and scholarship to back them.
would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity? - n/a
favourite kid’s show character? - stingo and slugsy
is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend? - no besties, only favourites
when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music? - yes, I love dark and sinister music, especially The Planets
what’s the last outfit you wore? - cream shirt with black pants
do you have any online friends? - i have both online friends and friends who are online, some of them you may have already seen.
least favourite clothing style that is currently popular - not my deal
how often do you do your laundry? - weekly
do you prefer silver or gold jewelry? - tin jewellery, nothing that will get stolen
what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure? - there are only pleasures, no guilt. (Really bad books, the Adventures of Doctor McNinja)
if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it? - I'd be able to manipulate its length with my mind and keep it at a constant length, so I never have to go to the hairdresser again.
do you paint your nails? - no, mon ami
what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in? - History of Oil
what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one? - Tiniebla
what’s one feature you would change on tumblr? - you get to edit people's posts if you block them
what’s the most interesting item you own? - a huge rusty nail made into a pendant by a friend, from an abandoned building on a pier that would later mysteriously burn down
would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert? - concert
what’s one regret you have? - All the ones I have are too embarrassing or terrible to mention.
how many followers do you have?
when’s the last time you went on a date
how many posts have you made?
What type of shoes do you wear?
what colour are the walls of your room
where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)
would you consider yourself good at art?
who was your first kiss?
do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?
do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?
what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)
if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?
do you collect anything?
what’s the last thing you ate?
if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?
what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?
Who’s the first person you can think of?
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?
do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?
who was your childhood favourite music artist?
CDs or record players?
Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?
would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?
favourite kid’s show character?
is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?
when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?
what’s the last outfit you wore?
do you have any online friends?
least favourite clothing style that is currently popular
how often do you do your laundry?
do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?
what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?
if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?
do you paint your nails?
what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?
what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?
what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?
what’s the most interesting item you own?
would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?
what’s one regret you have?
We could also have some fun. Resurrect former U.S. presidents and make them fight in a cage match. Though depending on magic rules, I’d probably need to find their corpses, which would be tricky.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
Teaching her human GF all about robot anatomy [ ^ w < ]
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