Lesbian Cowgirl Ready For Riding Lessons 🐎

Seen it twice. Is well worth it.

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

This is grand.

Fars Province, Iran. Shooting competition.

source

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nothing hurts as much as the day i found out this character was a man and not a beautiful lesbian

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pig,,

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i need a girl I can use whenever and wherever I feel like it. I want a girl who pretends to be taken aback by how vulgar and forward I can be, and maybe even scolds me a little, but starts getting a wet spot on her panties anytime I feel her up in public. a girl who gets turned on being dykehandled like a slut

Alright, time to answer all of these questions

how many followers do you have? - 10 followers, of which 6 are magnificent mutuals.

when’s the last time you went on a date - never dated

how many posts have you made? - a jillion and ten (50)

What type of shoes do you wear? - sneakers

what colour are the walls of your room - grey

where are you right now? - my room

would you consider yourself good at art? - yes (writing)

who was your first kiss? - my pillow

do you still sleep with stuffed animals? - no

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own? - my white suit and pants

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area? - suburban

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl) - i hate shopping

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be? - intelligent

do you collect anything? - information

what’s the last thing you ate? - red curry

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist? - was a lady who spoke over me, as it took me a long time to collect my thoughts and she couldn't handle silence. it was mindbendingly annoying.

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get? - $1,000,000 in gold bars

Who’s the first person you can think of? - Ea-Nasir

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? - 8-10

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be? - ???

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)? - evil subculture

who was your childhood favourite music artist? - Tchaikovsky

CDs or record players? - no

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories? - no, only conspiracy facts with solid primary sources and scholarship to back them.

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity? - n/a

favourite kid’s show character? - stingo and slugsy

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend? - no besties, only favourites

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music? - yes, I love dark and sinister music, especially The Planets

what’s the last outfit you wore? - cream shirt with black pants

do you have any online friends? - i have both online friends and friends who are online, some of them you may have already seen.

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular - not my deal

how often do you do your laundry? - weekly

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry? - tin jewellery, nothing that will get stolen

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure? - there are only pleasures, no guilt. (Really bad books, the Adventures of Doctor McNinja)

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it? - I'd be able to manipulate its length with my mind and keep it at a constant length, so I never have to go to the hairdresser again.

do you paint your nails? - no, mon ami

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in? - History of Oil

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one? - Tiniebla

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr? - you get to edit people's posts if you block them

what’s the most interesting item you own? - a huge rusty nail made into a pendant by a friend, from an abandoned building on a pier that would later mysteriously burn down

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert? - concert

what’s one regret you have? - All the ones I have are too embarrassing or terrible to mention.

42 personal questions ask game

how many followers do you have?

when’s the last time you went on a date

how many posts have you made?

What type of shoes do you wear?

what colour are the walls of your room

where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)

would you consider yourself good at art?

who was your first kiss?

do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?

do you collect anything?

what’s the last thing you ate?

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?

Who’s the first person you can think of?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?

who was your childhood favourite music artist?

CDs or record players?

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?

favourite kid’s show character?

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?

what’s the last outfit you wore?

do you have any online friends?

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular

how often do you do your laundry?

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?

do you paint your nails?

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?

what’s the most interesting item you own?

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?

what’s one regret you have?

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

Naturally, the bodily functions of the resurrected will require some additional magic to get started. And of course, they will come to me, one of the few undead physicians in the world.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

If someone were to say that to me, I'd say "what community?"

Please skip the "youre dividing the community" I don't care if its divided I dont want to share the room with someone who treats me as disposable

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad