Yeah, I Love Going Places With My Flash Suit And Pants Which Cost Me A Grand Total Of Twenty Five Dollars.

Lofts, stairwells, fire exits, sofas, rooftop doorways, alley bridgeway windows and a woman who knows how to stand in them and be sharp. I normally take exception to celebrity rebloggary with the fame shortage and all, but I must make an exception exception.

Janelle Monáe

photographed by Collier Schorr for W Magazine March 2018

Ehehe

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

"Ah I see, what you meant to say is you have upset my loose association of gossipers, busybodies and know-nothings who cannot tolerate criticism, and are ready to turn on each other the moment one of them steps a little bit out of the norm."

Please skip the "youre dividing the community" I don't care if its divided I dont want to share the room with someone who treats me as disposable

Seen it twice. Is well worth it.

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

We could also have some fun. Resurrect former U.S. presidents and make them fight in a cage match. Though depending on magic rules, I’d probably need to find their corpses, which would be tricky.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

some recent portraits of butches of color. via butchisnotadirtyword

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

Some guy: “I love falin and marcille, but what about falin and sh…”

Me: EXECUTION

Bot accounts are such an integral part of the tumblr ecosystem. Haiku bot and its ilk often show me interesting semi-popular stuff in niches I wouldn't even think to look for. They beat the algorithm due to their sheer randomness, which makes them a much better way of finding cool new things. Once an algorithm has decided what type of person you are, it will keep channelling you into a stagnant pool.

Well, this is how I found out.

aw fuck. the white smoke just billowed out the sistine chapel. there goes my plan of fucking all the cardinals one by one (we know they’re all chasers) and thereby invalidating any of them from becoming pope now that they’ve lost their virginity.