Dunmeshi Lesbian Fans, Come Get Your Food! *throw These At You*

Sometimes making a girl kneel on the floor in front of you obediently and then forcing a Viagra into her mouth followed by a giant glass of water so she’s forced to swallow fixes you. And by you I mean me. And by fixes I mean I pinned her down in bed and slammed my neopussy onto her and rode her for hours until neither one of us could stand up after

In your regression, you have failed to take into account the possibility of being strapped to a rocket which is moving a good fraction of light speed.

chart of my age over time

Alright, time to answer all of these questions

how many followers do you have? - 10 followers, of which 6 are magnificent mutuals.

when’s the last time you went on a date - never dated

how many posts have you made? - a jillion and ten (50)

What type of shoes do you wear? - sneakers

what colour are the walls of your room - grey

where are you right now? - my room

would you consider yourself good at art? - yes (writing)

who was your first kiss? - my pillow

do you still sleep with stuffed animals? - no

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own? - my white suit and pants

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area? - suburban

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl) - i hate shopping

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be? - intelligent

do you collect anything? - information

what’s the last thing you ate? - red curry

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist? - was a lady who spoke over me, as it took me a long time to collect my thoughts and she couldn't handle silence. it was mindbendingly annoying.

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get? - $1,000,000 in gold bars

Who’s the first person you can think of? - Ea-Nasir

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? - 8-10

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be? - ???

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)? - evil subculture

who was your childhood favourite music artist? - Tchaikovsky

CDs or record players? - no

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories? - no, only conspiracy facts with solid primary sources and scholarship to back them.

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity? - n/a

favourite kid’s show character? - stingo and slugsy

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend? - no besties, only favourites

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music? - yes, I love dark and sinister music, especially The Planets

what’s the last outfit you wore? - cream shirt with black pants

do you have any online friends? - i have both online friends and friends who are online, some of them you may have already seen.

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular - not my deal

how often do you do your laundry? - weekly

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry? - tin jewellery, nothing that will get stolen

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure? - there are only pleasures, no guilt. (Really bad books, the Adventures of Doctor McNinja)

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it? - I'd be able to manipulate its length with my mind and keep it at a constant length, so I never have to go to the hairdresser again.

do you paint your nails? - no, mon ami

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in? - History of Oil

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one? - Tiniebla

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr? - you get to edit people's posts if you block them

what’s the most interesting item you own? - a huge rusty nail made into a pendant by a friend, from an abandoned building on a pier that would later mysteriously burn down

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert? - concert

what’s one regret you have? - All the ones I have are too embarrassing or terrible to mention.

42 personal questions ask game

how many followers do you have?

when’s the last time you went on a date

how many posts have you made?

What type of shoes do you wear?

what colour are the walls of your room

where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)

would you consider yourself good at art?

who was your first kiss?

do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?

do you collect anything?

what’s the last thing you ate?

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?

Who’s the first person you can think of?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?

who was your childhood favourite music artist?

CDs or record players?

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?

favourite kid’s show character?

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?

what’s the last outfit you wore?

do you have any online friends?

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular

how often do you do your laundry?

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?

do you paint your nails?

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?

what’s the most interesting item you own?

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?

what’s one regret you have?

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Well, this is how I found out.

aw fuck. the white smoke just billowed out the sistine chapel. there goes my plan of fucking all the cardinals one by one (we know they’re all chasers) and thereby invalidating any of them from becoming pope now that they’ve lost their virginity.

This is awesome stuff.

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

reblog to give this to your mutual

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THE FINAL MIKU!!! satyr bard miku :)

thanks so much for sticking with me these past couple weeks i have had so much fun drawing these!! will post a full lineup of them all tomorrow!

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That's me. I'm in the picture.

trans girl whos had bottom surgery and makes a post online is a post op post op

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Ty gets the job done~