What I Really Need Right Now Is To Cockwarm A Beautiful Trans Woman While She Is Slumped Onto Me, Both

How are there people who get married at 25? It is confusing to me.

Totally

one of the coolest things about your home computer is that you can use it to browse the web and read interesting posts from people all across the globe

Lebernd

Ahhh….

hey, dont cry. tgirl jerking off and thrusting her hips and moaning and curling her toes and grabbing at herself and her tits are bouncing also. and when she cums nothing comes out. okay?

Well, this is how I found out.

aw fuck. the white smoke just billowed out the sistine chapel. there goes my plan of fucking all the cardinals one by one (we know they’re all chasers) and thereby invalidating any of them from becoming pope now that they’ve lost their virginity.

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

God, I hate this. Though this also applies to the way the books themselves are advertised, which are festooned with quotes from reviewers which tell me nothing, which all read like

"A stunning menagerie of life, this book is thumpingly alive."

What happened to the teaser on the back cover?

I was gifted a book in which the cover, the first two pages and the back cover was just uninformative praise from prominent critics. Like, great, now I know the cultural gatekeepers of the Wank Street Journal love it. What an endorsement.

I have noticed also that authors from South Asia, Africa, Latin America tend to have the words "kaleidoscopic" and "magical realism: applied to their work, as well as "emerging voice". I mean, wow, they sure do have a different culture.

y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

YES, I eat like an orc.

Playing with my femininity and using it in my favor to feel extremely sexy, for myself and for other lesbians, is so much fun... knowing my looks could be the one of a guy's dream girl, but turning around and being a femme man hating lesbian and ignoring every single one of them feels like a gift.