Im Addicted To My Little Stories About A Disgraced Posh Boy And His Broken Family That Disapprove Of

Starting atyd again because I didn't depress myself enough the first time 👍

I swear it's some form of masochism

keith grinning in the background <3

unfortunately my parents got confused and chose marauders daughter, so now i spend an unnatural amount of time on ao3, cry when i hear music from the 70s, and make every single thing in my entire life about harry potters dead dads best friend and his furry ass bf.

(i fear i may be a tad bit insufferable . . .)

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

i’ve also come up with an angsty wolfstar who were friends in their teenage years reconnecting at a pub the two work at and eventually own together where they overcome past resentment and internalized homophobia in their mid twenties…

ofcc !! also i’d love if you kept me updated on ur fic, it sounds like it’ll be amaizng

also “bc women” SO VALID we need more content of the lovely ladies in this fandom

i’m afraid that even though i’m in the marauders fandom, i know utterly nothing about barty, evan, and pandora. i know a little about dorcas, but other than that the only slytherin i care for is regulus.

it’s not like i hate them, i just don’t know how to get into them. with the marauders it was easy, i just read atyd. (i love you mkb) but WITH THE SLYTHERINS?? i’m clueless .

wait you’re totally right they would work even better .

i came up with the most crack ship of them all and have been considering writing a one shot for it . . .

i present to you:

peter pettigrew x christopher barley

i cant i need it 😭

small compilation

no thoughts, just regulus very intimately teaching james how to make pottery.

xenophilius and lucius ARE BROTHERS ??!????

so that means xeno was a malfoy and took pandoras last name…