Me: Spends Hours Planning Out An Entire Slow Burn Fic With Heartbreaking Angst And Drama With Experimental

i want so badly to be a jegulily fan, but i just cannot imagine a universe where the regulus black likes a woman 😭 i can literally only see him with a man

wait you’re totally right they would work even better .

i came up with the most crack ship of them all and have been considering writing a one shot for it . . .

i present to you:

peter pettigrew x christopher barley

i cant i need it 😭

ATYD x DPS

All The Young Dudes-Dead Poets Society📖🕯️

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“We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute,” Christopher started, feeling slightly agitated and like he needed to prove his point to the arrogant airhead, Sirius Black. “We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race!” He spoke finally, tucking his book underneath his arm.

Remus stood next to the blonde boy, as tall and gangly as ever. Sirius was in front of them. The black haired boy looked greatly amused, his pink lips turning up to form a coy smirk. He wanted to take the piss out on them.

Chris sighed, pushing his weight between his feet, and was about to awkwardly depart as Remus piped up. “And the human race is filled with passion.” He said roughly, turning to face the shorter boy, holding eye contact. Chris felt his heart flutter as he smiled. Sirius, one of Remus’ best friends, looked terribly annoyed. But he just held his eyes in contact with Chris. Like they were the only two in the room. Like they were something untouchable and meant something. Really meant something. Bloody Lupin.

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Aaa, idk if this really even makes sense but it was a fun idea . 🌑

"Wormy mate, are you awake? We're going to be late to potions"

James words shook Peter out of his daze as he stood from the bench and turned to follow his friend out of the great hall.

It had been bothering him for days. Why couldn't Gilderoy just tell him the name of the cologne? Not even the shape of the bottle? None of it made sense, he could not figure out why he was keeping it such a secret.

He remained trapped in these thoughts for the walk down to the dungeons, barely paying attention to where he was going, thankful for James company to keep him pointed in the right direction.

He knew Gilderoy wasn't exactly a private person, he was always the first to brag about every one of his accomplishments. He was vain too, always wearing perfectly fitted clothes, styled hair and definitely wore makeup, his skin was too nice to be natural. So why would he not share the name of the cologne he was wearing that smelled so good? Surely he would want everyone to know so he could take the credit for discovering it? Peter was no closer to answers and it frustrated him.

Gilderoy was in charms class right now, Peter had memorised his schedule over the last week in order to try to catch him between lessons to finally get the truth out of him but they always seemed to be on opposite ends of the castle.

As he was pondering this, he entered the classroom and took his seat. Pulling out his books and a quill, he took in a deep breath and caught a whiff of that damned cologne, and something inside him snapped, turning to his deskmate and practically yelling.

"For fucks sake Prongs, he hasn't even had potions since Monday and the classroom still smells of his cologne!"

"Pettigrew, that's five points from Gryffindor for language, let's settle down now" came Slughorns booming voice from the front of the classroom.

The class all turned their attention to the front, as the professor continued.

"Here is a sample of the potion you will all be brewing today, would anybody care to take a guess as to what it may be? How about you Potter?"

James turned to Peter, quirked his lips up into a smirk, and replied

"Sir, I believe that is Amortentia"

big fan of that girl on tiktok who collects dandelion crayons. i long to be that passionate about something.

i don’t think anybody gets choices regulus black like i do …

i don’t think anybody gets atyd remus lupin like i do …

i don’t think anybody gets atyd sirius’ perspective sirius black like i do ….

i don’t think anybody gets pathological people pleaser james potter like i do …

i don’t think anybody gets mary macdonald like i do ….

so i have a plot i’ve been planning for a few months… but i didn’t like the characters i made for it so i’m turning into a marauders fic. i really want the mc (female) to be lily evans BUUUUUTTT with the plot i planned out before turning it into a fic the mc is very close with her sister and which poses a problem. I WANT IT TO BE LILY CENTERED SO BAD bc if it were i could include possible marylily, bartylily, and endgame jily . PLUS lily fits the mc role i’ve imagined SO well esp for this specific plot. so i’m stuck with the problem of petunia, do i make them close and make petunia less of an arse or make it centered around a different girl for mc 😭😭 i can’t decideeeee

lily would work SO well if it weren’t for petunia

Headcanon that Marlene McKinnon is a natural brunette and bleaches her hair to the point of no return just for her roots to show anyway

conan gray is the only person who lives up to how sexy and beautiful and cool sirius black really is … stay with me

They are Yaoi couples whether you like it or not.