Merch Giveaway?! 🤯✨💜 Indeed!

zoro being canonically jealous across the board (anime manga and live action) is probably one of if not the funniest running bits because it’s SUCH an irrational feeling for zoro to have. no one is doubting how strong he is. no one is doubting his position as first mate / how close he is to luffy / their weird borderline telepathic relationship. and if he was paying attention, he’d notice luffy always says hi to him first always looks to him first blushes at the sight of him but he’s in the corner FUMING bc usopp nominated himself to be luffy’s cornerman during the foxy pirate arc. that luffy said sanji was worth 1000 men. that sanji dared to suggest he knew what luffy needed. giving the side eye whenever luffy talks about how strong other guys are. and of course oda just keeps introducing more and more luffy stans (and ppl for luffy to compliment) giving zoro the WORST tummy ache

HEADS UP: NSFW

What's each love interests favorite position in bed?

This has been asked a few times now so it is time to give y'all what you want......

Also why are sex positions' names so weird??? Are these even accurate??? Don't ask me for my search history

✦ The LIs favorite position in bed (NSFW)

✦ Amon: Low Doggy

✦ Raeya: Tango

✦ Gael: Reverse scoop

✦ Envy: Lap dance

✦ Ara: Cowgirl / Cowboy

✦ Xal: Face off

✦ Father Pride: The love seat

✦ Lázaro: Missionary

✦ Cécile: Candle

Happy birthday Lázaro!

Happy birthday to our hand-stabbing diva! 💜🎉 Can't wait to show you more of them in the Extended demo! 😏

Welcome to random ror headcanons

For today I have Nikola Tesla calling anything and everything by their scientific name.

Examples

Tesla: Where did you hurt yourself again?

Qin: Oh uhh, Hier I guess?

Tesla: I see, you're around your areola's.

Qin: My what???

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Leonidas and Sasaki cooking with Tesla

*Tesla puts salt on food*

Tesla: I have garnished the food with sodium chloride.

Sasaki: *questionable look on his face*

Leonidas: What the fuck is that?!?

OHHHHH SEYLLLLLLLLLLL I'm here to ask for crumbs of fluffy content as per usual

So let's say the MC is just EXHAUSTED and falls asleep somewhere that isn't their bed (like the couch or at a desk or something), and their LIs come across them. What do the LIs do?

Dracon beloved :^) 💜

✦ An exhausted MC falls asleep somewhere that isn't their bed. What do the LIs do when they come across them?

✦ Amon: Picks the MC up in his arms and carries them to bed. Can't resist the urge to pepper kisses on their sweet face as he does so because his heart is just too full right now.

✦ Raeya: Tries to wake up the MC gently, but seeing how tired they are, she just picks them up instead. "Your back will hurt. Come, let's go to bed."

✦ Gael: Wistfully watches them sleep for a moment. Then he wakes them up with caresses and sweet nothings, leading the MC to the bedroom and helping them out of their clothes if needed.

✦ Envy: "Tsk. This idiot..." Fetches a blanket and places it around the MC. Drops a quick, (hopefully) stealthy kiss on their head and vanishes.

✦ Ara: If the MC is asleep on a couch and she can join them, she does so (not before bringing some blankets along). If the MC is really in an uncomfortable place, she wakes them up and leads them to bed by the hand.

✦ Xal: Joins the MC. No matter what nor where. If they're asleep on the couch, he'll put some blankets on the ground and sleep next to them, holding their hand. If the MC fell asleep on a chair, he'll sit next to them and sleep right beside them.

✦ Father Pride: Would feel bad waking the MC up, but he'll try to make them as comfortable as possible in their current position, putting fluffy blankets across their shoulders and a pillow under their head. Also leaving a glass of water nearby and the bedroom door wide open with a light on.

✦ Lázaro: Wakes the MC up by kissing their forehead. "Now, now; we have a bed for a reason." They will put the MC to bed and massage their hands and shoulders until they fall asleep again.

✦ Cécile: Somehow he wouldn't spot the MC at first because they should be in bed. He would prepare the bed in silence and spend some time watching the MC sleep this way before pinching their nose so they can't breathe. When they wake up with a start, he just stares at them. "You are in the way. Go to bed." He'll then fake he's busy tidying the place up while he makes sure the MC is putting their ass to sleep.

Water Seven best fighting duo 💥

If the ros got arrested what would each of them be arrested for?

This one arrived yesterday but I'm breaking my rule of answering asks from oldest to newest because this is just too funny

✦ If the LIs / ROs got arrested, what would each of them be arrested for?

✦ Amon: Drug possession, extortion, dangerous driving

✦ Raeya: Road rage

✦ Gael: Loitering

✦ Envy: Sedition, treason, conspiracy, flag desecration, etc.

✦ Ara: Cheating in gambling, shoplifting, blackmailing, pickpocketing

✦ Xal: Cybercrimes (hacking and data breaches, most likely)

✦ Father Pride: ...Financial fraud???

✦ Lázaro: Obstruction of justice, exhibitionism, stalking, kidnapping

✦ Cécile: *sigh* Murder, torture, extortion, intimidation, police impersonation, perverting the course of justice, kidnapping, disposal of a body, desertion, death threats, affray, arson, assault, theft, destruction of evidence, stalking, etc., etc.

cain, first... son of man.

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limbo prophesies of a wanderer of worlds who will save them all from harrowing grief. and what have they, now? the man in chains before the 7 sovereigns is, for certain, a wanderer.

a wanderer in the sense a criminal runs; a wayward child betrays their home; a leper lingers on the outskirts of town.

to save... what a heavy word.

even god will purge you through the fires of hell before you are cleansed, for this is the salvation he pledged to mankind.

to save— could limbo handle such bitter redemption? the 'chosen one' is not always the martyr.

my mc who's gonna romance cécile BECAUSE WHO AM I KIDDING RAGHHHHH CÉCILE!!!!

this man is a convicted criminal btw lel

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

:')