Sorry This Post Got To You Three Weeks Late, I'm Not Good At Many Things. Among Those Ranks Is Getting

Well, here comes COTA.

The Cup Series is pacing Circuit Of The Americas as I write this, and the big thing on my mind aside from the new Turns 6a and 6b is: How many rubbish debris cautions will fly? Make your guesses. Oh yeah, and now that I think about it, a Z4 Coupe as the pace car? What happened to domestic cars only? I mean, there was an uproar about the 1990 Daytona 500 being paced by a Dodge Stealth because it was built by Mitsubishi, and now here we are with a German car with a Japanese badge on it. Is it just built in the USA? Genuinely, I don't know.

'Ey, 'ey, let da dude ztay. Wot'z it done ta git on yer nervez?

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

2025 Cup Series @ Pheonix predictions

Christopher Bell doesn't make the 3rd win in a row, the first wreck happens within the first 20 laps, and somebody puts the rubber side up.

If only the USA was overrun with... The Sagaris is TVR's most recent production car to date. A new Griffith is in the works, but has yet to reach production yet. Despite being 20 years old, the Sagaris can still hold its own with much more modern performance cars. The 4.0 liter naturally aspirated straight-six, good for 8,000 RPM, 406 horsepower, and 349 lb-ft of torque catapults the RWD, 2,300 pound coupe to 60 miles per hour in just 3.8 seconds if you are slick enough with the 5-speed manual and even enough with the throttle unhampered by electronic nannies. If you keep your foot in it, you will reach 185 MPH. The Sagaris consists of a fiberglass exterior whose styling cues are largely taken from the T350C draped on a steel tube chassis, and retailed in 2005 for 49,995 English pounds.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

I hope that actually is a meme up there and not, idk, somebody venting about their stillborn baby.

SETTING ASIDE THE GIMMICK AND ALL

HOLY STEAMROLL

COTA 2025 in a nutshell.

Stage 1: lost teh yellow flag :[ Stage 2: Honk mimimi honk mimimi Stage 3: Chrissake took SVG long enough

@baba-is-blog is dried?

the official baba plush looks sopping wet

You wonder why NASCAR doesn't introduce major downforce revisions to help prevent this sort of thing.

No but is his luck bad bc he has such wild wrecks, or good because he walks away?

Clumzy wizard. Pleaze 'elp, I dunno 'ow ta fix diz.

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