OMG Me Too

So my number one hope for an episode in the new series is an episode entirely focused on Linda’s day as she runs errands. She’s struggling to find an ingredient for dinner and keeps getting sent to more and more outlandish stores and sources. The only hint we get of what Phineas and Ferb are doing is Candace’s increasingly frantic phone calls. Occasionally we see an inator laser hit something at the edge of the screen or see Perry swoop by, always behind Linda’s back or just out of her view. The musical number is her changing the words to a radio song to be about errands. She arrives home, having given up on the ingredient, to a totally normal house, Candace looks crazy, and finds she had the ingredient in the fridge all along.

"Chappell Roan will criticize Biden and she will criticize Kamala for hugging and kissing Liz Cheney but now that Trump is in office she has nothing to say!"

What is a pop star that sings about being gay supposed to do against the Trump administration??? Are we really purity testing one of the few openly pro Palestine voices in mainstream music right now because she isn't leading a revolution against Trump as a POP! STAR!!!!!

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

" It's okay..big sis is always here for you "

Hc: Mito as Tobirama's mentor, reminding him of a figure of a mother

Was just thinking about this today. I was a lonely teen but now in my early twenties I have a bunch of good friends who check on me when I go reclusive. I can never get used to it, they love me no matter how hard I might try to push them away. They want o be there for me when I am going through things. Its always difficult for me to comprehend that they are all here because of their own choice and not bound by any duty or obligation. And that will always be difficult for me to wrap my head around......

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

Jen, sipping her wine on the couch: So, what made you guys decide to have a child?

Rio, slightly chokes on her beer

Agatha, quickly puts down her wine glass: The truth is it was a complete accident—

What actually happened

Agatha on top of Rio straddling her: I want your baby

Rio, devilishly licking her lips: Uh huh, tell me what you want baby *completely convinced it’s foreplay*

Agatha: I want you to ruin me *caresses her face* to give me a child that I can love—

Rio, biting her lip: Whatever you want baby~ *flips her over*

Present time

Agatha: One day we slept with each other and then oops there he was. I’m going to get more wine *leaves the room*

Jen & Lilia glancing at Rio

Rio, hugging herself, traumatized: When she said fill her with seed I thought it was all part of the foreplay—

Alice: *spits out her drink*

Tobirama Senju

It's important to show that you care. Fuck being nonchalant. Text first, send multiple messages in a row. Tell them what they mean to you, be honest about how you feel. Tell your friends that you love them. Love is a gift that can be given away freely, by anyone and to anyone. Show that you care.

all stories are about time loops, except for time loops, which are about grief