I Just Got Described As An "ad Hating Commie" By Someone Because I Said A Minute Of Youtube Ads Is Unpleasant.

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

“Black lives matter” does not mean “fuck anyone who’s not black,” it means “support black people.”

“Gay rights” doesn’t mean “fuck anyone who’s not gay,” it means “support gay people.”

“Trans rights” doesn’t mean “fuck all cis people,” it means “support trans people.”

“Respect women” doesn’t mean “fuck all men,” it means “support women.”

It’s not about you.

YES!! I feel so happy when i get tagged or followed by someone!!

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

Some nights I lie in bed thinking "what have I lost?"

Good books can make you homesick for places you have never been.

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

Okay so i’m a Pisces and yes I have a gigantic ego, but most people don’t know that i do.

But I am not heartless

Are y’all ready for the most controversial opinion I’ve ever posted on here?

Just kiss already

Lmao.

Them last brain sells when i finally ask for help at school be like:

What i’m confused?

Completely spaced out.

Silently having a panic attack because oh fuck its happening.

This is literately their facial expressions.

This screenshot should not be as funny as I am finding it to be

Hello! I have another sophideon request with angst #3 and fluff #8 in the same fic 😅😬 I hope you don’t mind

I enjoyed this far too much 👀

Sophie had been fighting demons for three years now, she was very good at it, having had the sight and been a maid at the institute for many years before she ascended. She had taken to patrolling with either Gideon or Cecily most nights, occasionally patrolling with Gabriel or Will. 

   Tonight was a big night as they were looking for a pack of roughly seven Moloch demons. Because it was a big night Sophie had opted to spend it with Gideon, Cecily, Gabriel, and Will. They had decided to split up when they had been there an hour with no activity. Sophie had gone with Cecily as the boys went closer to where the activity had been reported. 

   Cecily was talking about her upcoming wedding with Gabriel while her all seeing eyes swept the dark alleyways. She was about to tell Sophie about her wedding dress when Sophie shushed her and spun around to where she heard rustling. Cecily turned and was by Sophie’s side in seconds. 

   They watched as ten Moloch demons rose from the shadows and towered over them. They raised their weapons collectively and started fighting without as much as a second thought as the demons sprang at them.

   Sophie thought desperately of how to contact the boys for help but nothing was coming to mind as she fought off the demon. Her thoughts were cut off by a piercing scream. Sophie’s head whipped around as she searched for Cecily and saw her crouching in a corner, two demons blocking her in. 

   She was clutching her arm to her chest and Sophie could see her chest heaving from where she stood. Sophie flung her seraph blade as hard as she could and it plunged deep into one of the demon's backs, the other was momentarily distracted and Cecily seized the opportunity to stab the demon who wasn’t blocking her way any longer.

   Sophie didn’t have much time before another demon was on her, they had only managed to kill three and there were two more that had appeared. Sophie slashed helplessly at the demon and soon heard the sound of hurried footsteps drawing closer. 

   She prayed that it was the boys and not some stupid mundane’s who could get hurt. Sure enough not two minutes later she heard Gabriel and Will’s voices at the same time. “Who screamed?!” Neither herself nor Cecily stopped to answer as they were both engaged with two demons each; the other demons seemed to enjoy watching the two Shadowhunter women fight.

   Soon Gideon was by her side and fighting with his back to hers. They were soon overpowering the demons and as Gideon finished one off, Sophie went to Will who was currently fighting off two demons alone. She was struck again by just how strange it was to see Will fighting without Jem by his side. 

   It had been three years and Sophie still couldn’t get over the heart wrenching change. She shook her head forcefully, now was not the time to be sad. She had to focus.

   Once she had killed the demon she looked around. Gideon was wiping his blade on his leather jacket, his skin was covered in ichor and Sophie made a mental note to draw him an iratze when they were finished. Gabriel and Cecily were finishing off the last one, Cecily was favoring one arm and Sophie felt a spike of alarm go through her, the injury must have been worse than she thought.

   Before she could think anything else, her stomach seemed to catch on fire. She opened her mouth in a silent scream, no sound coming out at all. She looked down and was startled to see a puddle of blood soaking through her uniform. Her first thought was of the burning feeling tearing through her entire body, the second that this was Cecily’s uniform and she had destroyed it. The third thing she felt was an uneasy numbness soothing the burning feeling she felt.

   She distantly realized that this was not a good thing and was actually a very very bad thing but she couldn’t bring herself to care much since the feeling of being on fire was gone.

   She fell to her knees, the rocky ground cutting into her legs as she fell. She was holding her stomach, alarmed at how much blood there was. The world was moving too slow and she couldn’t move as fast as normal. She lifted her eyes when she felt large hands on her shoulders, keeping her upright. She saw the floppy black hair and realized it was Will.

   He was saying something but she couldn’t quite make it out. It sounded as if she was hearing it from underwater. Something about killing the demon and stabbing. The next thing she knew his hands were replaced by warmer hands and she knew immediately it was Gideon. 

   Gideon’s blonde hair came into her vision and she watched as his concerned face hovered in her vision. She felt awful for worrying him, he already had so much on his plate she felt awful for making him stress over yet another thing. 

   She tried to smile but the look on Gideon’s face informed her that it only made things worse. She reached weakly for him and he grabbed her hand, lowering her body so that she was laying down with her head in his lap.

   “Gid.” She whispered, her voice sounded weak in her own ears. She felt something wet land on her face and at first she thought it was raining until she realized with a shock that it was Gideon’s tears. Gideon was crying for her.

   Sophie tried to shake her head. “Gideon please don’t cry. I’m okay.” She said reaching a hand up to his face. He just sobbed harder and held her hand tightly against his cheek. He kissed it before turning back to her. “You’re right you’re okay. You’ll be okay Soph, I’ve got you. You’ll be okay.” His voice broke on the last word and Sophie felt worse about making him cry. 

   Gideon gently lifted her off his lap and started to get up. Sophie gasped, half in pain and half in disagreement. “Don’t leave me!” She said desperately clinging to him. He took her hand in his again, hesitating slightly before calling to Gabriel and Will to go get help. Gideon sat back down and pulled her back into his lap.

   He brushed her hair out of her face. “Does it hurt my love?” He asked softly, tears still falling down his cheeks. Sophie shook her head and lifted her arm, which was steadily growing heavier, to wipe some tears away from his face. He nuzzled into her hand before she dropped it, unable to hold it up anymore. “I can’t feel it.” Sophie whispered and Gideon let out a pitiful sound.

   “I’m sorry. I should’ve been watching you. I should have protected you.” Sophie shook her head again slowly, talking slower than normal since she was having a hard time keeping up with Gideon’s words. “If you had spent the whole time watching me I would have been rightfully offended. I can stand my own ground.” She said with a weak laugh that turned into a cough. Gideon squeezed her hand. “I should’ve protected you.” He said again, pain evident in his voice. Sophie wondered briefly if this was hurting him more than her.

   “When I’m all b-better, you’ll still be here to protect me.” She said fighting the urge to close her eyes, not wanting to alarm him. Gideon gave a slightly hysterical laugh. “I’ll always be here to protect you.” He said leaning down to kiss her forehead.

   And I you, Sophie tried to say but the words died on her lips and her eyes starting drifting closed. The last thing she heard before the world went black was a quiet whisper.

   “Please don’t leave me.”

  (She didn’t die so if you want me to make a part two of this when she wakes up let me know <3)