Wow

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I’m literally only 1 year older.

Lmao me being a 12 year old who only got tumblr bc of the all the Tsc and Miraculous ladybug stuff on here. Now i’m just over here scrolling through tumblr at 3 am like this was possibly the best and worst choice of my life.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

REBLOG IF YOU SHIP KIERARKTINA!

Cracked af

i love how weird early 2000s doctor who is. they were really like hey what if a christmas tree just fucking span at u like a beyblade

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Resons why i love Herongraystairs!!

i saw a thread on twitter of iwa being taller than oikawa and it’s rattling around in my brain (i must stress that i ADORE their dynamic of oikawa being taller but the switch up is so funny to me bc i know oikawa would lose his MIND)

so picture with me: iwa who has the growth spurt of the CENTURY while in california. like this boy is already beefy and muscular and average height but suddenly he’s 6’3” to go with it. none of this clothes fit anymore, he has growing pains that catch him off guard in the middle of the night (not to mention how his feet hang off the bed now), and suddenly, for the first time in his life, he’s hitting his head on doorframes and ceilings.

he mentions this to oikawa on their nightly calls, but his bf just thinks he’s making it up. ‘aw, iwa-chan wants to be tall so bad! my little iwa-chan!!’

but when iwa comes to the airport to pick tooru up for his visit, oikawa genuinely looks past him because he’s looking for his 5’10” king and not this monster of a man standing in front of him, waving his arms and screaming ITS ME! I’M IWA-CHAN!! IT’S ME!!

oikawa almost leaves the airport with someone who is not hajime and iwa cries complains the whole way home