If You Were To Judge Someone Who Came Out To You, I Hope You Know That You Suck Ass.

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'I say,' said Christopher mopping wet hair out of his eyes.  'I do not think that worked, Tom. The acid has neutralized.' Thomas was shaking his head. 'Someone should neutralize you, you mopstick-'  Matthew collapsed in  hysterics.

The Merry Thieves, Chain of Gold, Cassandra Clare

George Lovelace

I just finished reading ‘Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy’. My first though was what the actual fuck! She killed off another Lovelace?! Why? 

George deserved better. He was just a Scottish boy who wore many rugby tops. How could you do him wrong Cassie, how could you?

Then just Simon contemplating whether to harm Clave members or just be silently angry. Why would you just be silently angry Simon?

Once again. George. Lovelace. Deserved. BETTER!!

Dude I had a train of thought while I was at work that was cracking me up. FYI iron flame spoilers.

So Tyrrendor had its own king before the unification right and now it has a duke ruling over the province. And technically that duke is Xaden, or at least he's next in line. So when the third kingdom/country/whatever shows up and they play a critical part in defeating the venin at the end of the series, this third party sees the shit Navarre has put Tyrrendor through and announces that should Tyrrendor choose to secede they will formally recognize the new tyrrish king. And Xaden not wanting to be king starts to protest but before he can Garrick cuts in with something like "your majesty" because unflappable, unmoveable, unyielding Xaden Riorson is for once distinctly out of his league. Not to mention Garrick knows his friend would be a great king. And Xaden looks at his friend with just the utmost betrayal because how could he. And it's like

Unnamed foreign dignitary: we will recognize the new tyrrish king

Xaden: no thats not....

Garrick (grinning while lowering into a over exaggerated bow): your majesty

Xaden: stop

Bohdi (also bowing) your highness

Xaden: why are you doing this to me

Garrick: well you've already been filling the role just figured you should get the perks that come with the title.

Xaden: what perks? Bickering with council members?

Garrick: who are you bickering with we're in a time of peace?

Violet: me were gonna argue about what color drapes to hang in the throne room.

Xaden: black end of discussion

Garrick: so you accept?

Xaden (grinning his own wicked grin): i will make you my right hand and drag you into every council meeting for the rest of our lives

Garrick (grimacing): shouldn't that be Bodhi's job?

Bodhi: nope all you

Garrick: what about violet?

Violet: what about me?

Xaden: oh yes, you're coming too.... my queen *pauses* ok maybe I can get used to that

Then it would get more serious about how yes he would be an excellent king and all that he's given of himself for his people. Which of course ends with bowing/kneeling before him

And even though I think that if Tyrrendor seceded they would become a democracy, this was cracking me up for hours

Violet: Okay, I have to tell you the truth. The monsters from the fairytales are real. They're coming to kill us all, and our government is corrupt and trying to hide it from us.

Rhiannon, Ridoc, and Sawyer: Holy shit! Oh, this is such a relief! We thought that you were, like, mad at us or something. YES!!! Let's go do some TREASON!

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HOLY SHIT

i’m still recovering from chain of iron, please, i cannot handle 18 year old kit

Cracked af

i love how weird early 2000s doctor who is. they were really like hey what if a christmas tree just fucking span at u like a beyblade