The Only Other CW Supergirl Crisis™ I Can Live With Is Some Paparazzi Caught Lena Luthor Kissing Supergirl,

The only other CW Supergirl Crisis™ I can live with is some paparazzi caught Lena Luthor kissing Supergirl, which sends the whole National City into full gossip mode.

“Lena Luthor Cheating on Reporter Girlfriend?” “A Luthor and A Super?” “Lena Luthor, in a Polyamorous Relationship?” “Supergirl’s Secret Romance” “It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s Supergirl on Her Way to Steal Your Girl”

Everyone at CatCo is freaking out. 

The DEO is trying very hard to take down the photo.

Alexandra “Boss-ass-big-sister” Danvers is yelling at Kara through the earpiece.

Jess and Sam are forced to answer about 250 phone calls from reporters, LCorp board members, and investors in less than an hour. Jess is talking on four phones at the same time, while Sam is trying so hard not to scream at people.

Kara just sits at her desk, looking dead and anxious at the same time.

Cat Grant just downed her third cup of coffee and is super ready to strangle Kara for being so careless.

Lillian Luthor has a heart attack.

James has been pressing on the panic button on his watch all morning.

Clark Kent is dying of secondhand embarrassment. Lois hasn’t stopped laughing since the news got out.

Lena Luthor is chugging her eighth glass of wine, vowing never to leave her apartment again.

I would add that Lex Luthor is balding in his prison cell, but he’s already pretty bald.