I Don’t Ship Killervibe, But This Is Still Cute As Hell.
I don’t ship killervibe, but this is still cute as hell.
If You’re Ready (like I’m ready)
Look, it’s not a prompt! But it is so fluffy your teeth will fall right out. HAVE FUN WITH THAT. The source of the title will become clear as you read because let it not be said I ever failed to ride a thematic horse right into the ground.
Also, I got inspired for this because of the tags on this post. http://pennflinn.tumblr.com/post/165213001293/kenzyshipseverything-nicckpetricca-this What I’m saying is blame @pennflinn basically.
If You’re Ready (like I’m ready)
Caitlin was not a morning person.
Of all people, Cisco Ramon knew this.
So why was he jumping up and down on her hotel bed singing Bruno Mars at six o'clock in the morning?
“Cisco,” she growled, grabbing the edge of the mattress before a particularly enthusiastic bounce could fling her right onto the floor. “Honey. I love you, but why are you jumping up and down on my hotel bed singing Bruno Mars at six o'clock in the morning?”
At the height of his bounce, he folded his legs mid-air and dropped onto the mattress. “You told me to,” he said breathlessly.
“I did not,” she said, faceplanting back into her pillow.
“Well, you told me to make sure you were awake early,” he said. “The rest I … extrapolated.”
She scowled. “Six in the morning?”
“Something about a salon appointment.” He leaned over, planting a kiss on her shoulder. “You wanted to look extra specially gorgeous today, if that’s even possible, and you know why?”
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My heart...
We call her El for short. She’s basically a wizard, she has superpowers.
Oh god yes.
“Oh no,” I whisper as I come across a 150,000 word fanfic at 11pm.
“Oh dear,” I whine as I open the fic and see it was completed only weeks ago and has good reviews.
“Oh god,” I complain at 4am when I have to decide between sleep and another chapter.
Instead of looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you to the surface of the Earth.
This is never not funny
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
the face you make when you know you gettin queerbaited but you’re trash so you have no choice
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Unapologetic intersectional Feminist. ADHD. Autistic. Witch. Curious, well-intentioned scatterbrain with an insatiable learning habit. Hopeless Romantic.Overachiever.Fanfic enthusiast.Johnlock trash.Multi-fandom girl.
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