Stockholm, Sweden

99% rum

I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.

Fly agarics

Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

Rivendell by Rich Kunz

hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiece

the house:

Do you want to make a trade?

give me one memory you don't like and I'll let you have a memory I'm very fond of. A memory of a peaceful spring day.

You lay in nice grass. Not itchy, not spiky. Nice, soft blades of grass gently tickle your legs and the sun shines softly on your back. Just the right amount of warmth. You smile and rest your head on your arms, content with the world. The birds gently sing, a peaceful calming song.

There's bright yellow dandelions around you, enough to make 100 flower crowns. You start humming a tune, joining the birds in their song. You close your eyes and enjoy this wonderful moment, sun warming your back and nature keeping you company.

You can make this trade any time, anywhere. All you have to do is hand me a memory you don't like so that I can hold it, so it'll be smaller and further away.

Listen to the birds and enjoy the sun.

Arkadiusz Waloch 

Lake Tahoe, United States

I'd sell my soul, and tell the being I'm selling it to to make sure no one buys that house or the land off the family, it never gets destroyed and never falls into disrepair. Then I'd write a will saying whoever I deem most responsible to take care of the house gets it, and write in it that they better make the fuck sure that when they write their will the most responsible person after them gets it.

Then, and only once all that has been established, will I sell my life to another being to make sure that the family doesn't abandon it and make sure no malicious spirits can stay in the house more than 7 years.

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.