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Of course I mean you, silly. You seem like a sweet boy.

Oh man, that doesn’t describe me at ALL, but I’ll roll with it. I CAN be sweet, but usually just to my Mistress. Otherwise I’m quite the asshole but good at hiding that.

Working out in my 20’s: Gotta get swole so I can pick up chicks!

Working out now: Gotta do more squats so Mistress can admire my butt.

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Hey now, I can’t handle that. Please change this to a backhanded compliment at BEST

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this is how I suffocate people, best way to go imo

Except for Becky. She owes me $5 still. I didn’t forget, BECKY.

Unfriendly reminder that women on the internet don't owe you shit 🥰

a little embarrassing how easy it is to make me unbearably horny