Im A Woman In The Way A Drag Queen Is A Woman, Were Just Doing It For Fun

my name is EDWIN. I made. the mimic.

it was DIFFICULT. to PUT the pieces TOGETHER. but UNFORTUNATELY, something went so wrong... and now i cant do ANYTHING but sing this stupid song!

im sure this isnt an unpopular opinion but. pokemon that just look like kitties are so cute. i wanna give them all patss

will you let me go and promise not to cry after all of this is over?

i want too

okay. here's a stupid little thing

errrmmm excuse me. who gave u permission to be this cool

me.

god knew id be too powerful if my body wasnt completely and utterly broken

so depressingly bored i might kill someone just to feel something

ugh i need to retheme