HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE

HOMER SIMPSON RENO

TIME TRAVELERS ON EARTH IMPERSONATING VALID TERRANS FROM OTHER TIMELINES

TIME TRAVELERS ON EARTH IMPERSONATING VALID TERRANS FROM OTHER UNIVERSES

THE PASTRY COUNTER AT STARBUCKS ALWAYS PROVIDES A QUICK BREAKFAST

FOUR LEAF CLOVER DILDO DISCOVERY SYSTEM FOR TEMPORAL VOYAGER INDICATING

COMMERCIALLY PRODUCED AND WIDELY AVAILABLE FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE FOR COMPUTER SYSTEMS

BONES IN CAVES ON THE SMALLER MAIN BRITISH ISLE

TARKIN'S SON AND VEER'S SON CONSTANTLY HANGING OUT TOGETHER ON THE PLANET REFERRED TO AS EARTH AND OVER AND OVER CLAIMING I STOLE MY OWN BODY.

TAKE A COLD SHOWER

FALSE HISTORY PORTRAYED AS RELATED TO THE UNIQUE PRESENT BEING PORTRAYED AS NEEDED TO BE MAINTAINED INTACT THROUGH SENSORY REPLACEMENT