Heaven Official's Blessing, Or Tiān Guān Cì Fú, Is My Favorite Danmei Novel.

College AU pt. 1

Luffy

Studies video game design

never has a pen or paper with him

not sure if he’s passing

once brought a chicken to class because he saw it on the street and felt bad for it

Called it Amadeus

Eats in class (not Amadeus)

Robin

Wears gucci

Smells like lavender and high class

One of the best students, also the one who lends Luffy everything because she feels bad for him

Drinks her coffee black with an extra shot of superiority

Zoro

Sleeps in most of his classes

Plays sports, studies engineering

Gets into fights regularly because “he provoked me with that eyebrow of his!”

Thinks vaping is cool

Good friends with Franky

Sanji

Thinks he’s an Instagram model

Studies Culinary Art

Has hit on every single girl on campus

Never got a date

Secretly a tap dancer

Gets into fights with Zoro daily

Brags about his chest hair when drunk

Usopp

Studies Journalism

Acts like he’s one of the cool kids

Everyone slowly starts to believe him so he’s cool now

Never listens in class, would rather scribble some pictures into his notebook

Has a meme page

Helped to pick out the name for Amadeus

Nami

Studies economics

Goes to frat parties to steal things

Thinks Luffys pranks are actually funny

She always chews bubble gum

Barely has to pay for anything because she steals everything

Is known for being a hard ass partier but just pretends to be drunk and leaves after she gets everyone’s stuff

Franky

Studies engineering

Smells like coffee and sweat

He spends his free time at the gym where he posts daily gym selfies

Gets naked when drunk

Whole college has seen his dick

Chopper

Transfer student from Canada

Has an obsession with deers

Studies Human Biology and is the only friend Law has

Doesn’t drink alcohol

Looks like he’s 12

Very popular

Brook

Studies music

Has an own band, where he is the singer, guitarist, drummer and everything else

Only member of the band

Once wrote a song about a drunk girl he made out with at a party

Runs around with the same coffee cup everyday

There’s milk in it

Law

Looks like he’s dead

Smells like Monster Energy and Depression

Studies Human Biology

People think he’s a furry (Nami started the rumor)

The only time he smiles is when he talks to his white cat called Bepo

Gets mad at Luffy for passing even though he’s dumb as hell

Listens to Skrillex only

Marco

Studies Law

Replies to everyone that slightly inconveniences him with “I’ll see you in court”

Gets all the ladies without trying

Is one of the best students

Always has sushi rolls with him no matter where he goes

His EarPods blast Mozart because he is that bitch

Ace

Studies Sociology

Falls asleep everywhere, mostly next to Zoro

Best friends with absolutely everyone besides Law

Has most of his things stolen by Nami but doesn’t know

Known for stripping when drunk

No one has seen his dick yet

Kid

Studies engineering too

One of the best engineering students and people hate to admit that

People say he eats raw meat as lunch

Has once punched a tree for provoking him

Loudly tells jokes in class but no one besides him laughs

Has tried to hit on Robin since day 1

Smells like motor oil and wood

Him and Law are enemies

Smoker (professor)

Teaches classes for criminal justice

Secretly vapes behind the building

Tells stories about war

Wears the same clothes everyday, people wonder if he has any other clothing

Smells like cigarettes and old people

“Wanna see my dope vape trick?” - “Leave me alone, old man.” - *does one single ring* “dope huh?”

Special thanks to @vvelvetfleur for saving my ass as always 💗

“Welcome back, again, Fenris”.

Hop ! Finished drawing ! I hope you like my babies ! Fenris & Hawke really are my favourite lovers from Dragon Age, I dunno why. I just… Love them together too much (and happy of course) ! On this drawing, I think they’re together again after Fenris left to hunt some slavers until the winter… And now Hawke is happy to embrace and welcome him safe ♥ Enjoy !

I honestly think that we deserve a series with a good established gay couple.

A series where a gay couple is just as normal as a straight couple.

A series where we won’t have to look too hard to find a gay moment.

Reblog if you agree.

Cover Story

Obi-Wan: [obliviously marching through Padme’s doorway while she’s in the middle of a dinner party with a bunch of Senators and Jedi] Padme, darling, it appears your husband and I used up the last of the shampoo in the shower this morn– [stops as he takes note of the giant crowd in the dining room staring at him] Padme: [almost chokes on her wine, makes eye contact while shaking her head]  Anakin: [sitting further down the dining table, mouthing the word “no”] Obi-Wan: [panicking] Uh…yes, Padme. Your…husband? Um…Dennis. Anakin: [mouthing “Dennis?!” and slapping his forehead]  Padme: [wincing, immediately smiling pleasantly as Bail turns to her in surprise] Uh…yes! Gosh, I… Mon Mothma: Well, this is certainly surprising, Padme! I had no idea you were married! Mace: [skeptical] Belated congratulations, Senator. The Order will have to send you a gift. [side eyeing Obi-Wan] What’s this about Senator Amidala’s husband and you in the shower now? Obi-Wan: Ha! No. Um. I wasn’t…not at the same time, of course!  Yoda: [suspiciously watching Obi-Wan] Padme: No, of course not…Obi-Wan…sometimes stops over here to shower.   Obi-Wan: What can I say? No one has better water pressure than Padme!  Shaak Ti: I’ve always found the Temple to have adequate water pressure, but perhaps we should have Master Kenobi’s refresher examined.   Palpatine: [loving this because he fully realizes what bullshit it is] I’d very much like to meet this Dennis, Senator Amidala. Why isn’t he here this evening? Padme: Oh, he’s terribly shy. And busy. All the time. His career is very, um, demanding. Anakin: He’s a model! [Obi-Wan and Padme throw him a look] Anakin: [chewing] Super good looking. You should see him shirtless. [holds up his fork] You’ve got great taste, Padme.  Obi-Wan: [mouths “really?!” at Anakin] [everyone looks at Obi-Wan again] Uh… yes. Although one has to wonder if all that attention hasn’t gone to his head. Anakin: Hey! [everyone looks at Anakin] I think…his ego is appropriately-sized. One might also argue that his, um, modeling mentor taught him everything he knows about having an inflated ego.  Obi-Wan: [pursing his lips] Really. Because I’ve heard his mentor is actually a very level-headed individual who often wonders how he ended up in ridiculous situations where he is being made to deal with a self-absorbed young protege.  Anakin: [scowling, through gritted teeth] I didn’t hear his mentor complaining last night. Obi-Wan: [turning red] Anakin, perhaps we should discuss Dennis’ issues with his mentor another time.  Palpatine: [smirking while pouring himself more wine] Nonsense! Tell us more, gentlemen.  Padme: [laughing nervously and standing up] Oh would you look at the time! 

love those book series that are like

1st book: Hero goes on a big adventure, makes a bunch of friends, and saves the day!

Latest book: Hero copes with debilitating PTSD while growing increasingly disenchanted with the moral dubiety of the people and world around them, yet nevertheless still strives towards a heroic ideal.

random aged-up!haikyuu!! au thoughts, where they’re all older but most of them are still playing professional volleyball: social media double dating kuroken wedding

hinata: we’re NOT getting together until you admit that IM A GOOD SPIKER

kageyama: well then i guess we’re NEVER GETTING TOGETHER!!

everyone else is torn between letting this play out because the betting pool is worth truly colossal amounts of money by now, and dying, because the demon duo needs a better outlet for all that sexual tension…bang it out somewhere other than the volleyball courts pls…the refs are watching……..

on the other hand, the news reporters are at the point where they’re willing to pay oikawa to stop talking about his sex life

on an unrelated note, iwaizumi is willing to pay anything to not hear about his sex life in volleyball news

oikawa is torn between letting the world think he’s some kind of sex god and being very lost, because he doesnt know that sex term and at this point its WAY too late to ask

(not pictured: iwaizumi trying to channel the stone for which he was named)

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“And we’ll be carrying each other

Until we say goodbye on our dying day, because

I got you brother

I’ve got you brother”

- Kodaline, “Brother”

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My very first The Mandalorian art guys. Also my very first artwork of a Mandalorian, of a Yoda species, and my very first Star Wars artwork that I turned into an animation. I really love this show and hope to see more great things come from it. Can’t wait for what’s next! Babie Yoda Uwu is too adorable.

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When your childhood hero’s don’t disappoint you.

So fans of Harry Potter might love Circle of Magic:

Circle of Magic is a quartet of fantasy novels by Tamora Pierce, set in Emelan, a fictional realm in a pseudo-medieval and renaissance era. It revolves around four young mages, each specializing in a different kind of magic, as they learn to control their extraordinary and strong powers and put them to use.

And the author is amazing.

Can we make #CircleofMagic trend?

‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times