If This Isn’t Me

That’s not a toy

BONUS:

I should be studying but have my take on this meme instead

Bonus:

dcmk fancanons that we forgot were fancanons

Off the top of my head (and feel free to add; I know I’m missing a ton):

1) since when were kaito’s eyes “a dashing shade of violet” 

2) hakuba does NOT wear glasses

3) hakuba has been in england for like the past 10 years, so all your ekoda hs fics are fantasies waiting to be fulfilled

4) i’m pretty sure we took the aoko-and-mop thing and blasted it up ten levels

5) kaito’s famous “nobody gets hurt” policy at heist. i know this one’s hard, but when did he ever actually say that?

6) i love kaishin, but i feel like a good chunk of kaishin fics don’t do shinichi’s character justice. if you’ve read some (the majority, not just the top few), you’ll know what I’m talking about. like fam. we’re talking about kudou shinichi here. even as a seven-year-old, he’s still got a huge ego and the visceral need for control of any given situation. for some reason he ended up as the fandom’s preferred bottom, which is fine, but i can’t imagine him jumping ship that easily.

7) something about kaito and his obsession with crossdressing and panties.

8) the whole “mk black organization is the same dc black organization” mega-theory. y’all know the similarities exist only because gosho’s lazy and re-used the same basic plotline (ok not really, but dc was definitely built out of lessons learned from mk)

9) kaito’s tendency to booby-trap everything. yes, i’m sure he has a bunch of smoke grenades stored somewhere, but I’ve seen so many fics where there’s an entire scene dedicated to just somebody trying to make their way through kaito’s wardrobe or belongings without spontaneously combusting.

10) and last but not least, if kaito and shinichi aren’t cousins, they’re fucking. it’s a given fact.

Size matters not. | by Brad Bartkus

sanji after punk hazard: i warn you, luffy probably has a different idea of "alliance" than you

law: yeah okay whatever

law in dressrosa: the alliance is over, you need to leave i'll kill you if you rescue me

luffy: no can do fucker we're PIRATE MARRIED now and you're gonna have to file a divorce to get rid of me which will never happen because i dont know how to sign my name

It is DONE. I am SAD but fulfilled. If this doesn’t make anyone but me cry I’m going to yeet myself into the void.

TMA has kept me company through the entirety of lockdown and I couldn’t be more thankful for it. Please enjoy my collection of sad faces as a tribute to episode 200. :’^)

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-slamming fists on table- Just! Because! A person! In! A same! Sex! Relationship! Is! The! Bottom! -breaks table- DOES NOT MEAN THEY HAVE TO BE CUTESY AND HELPLESS

Is it just me or do you tend to slow down when ur almost done with a REALLY good fanfic?? Like you don’t want it to end so you start distracting yourself and just read a couple paragraphs at a time before you go on Instagram or something to stop yourself from finishing the fic and you keep doing that until you have no more self control and just fucking zoom through the rest and get really sad bc you think you’ll never find another fic as good as the one you just read. No...? Just me? Okay...

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