Possibly My Favorite Trope In The Hobbit Fics Is The Dwarves Underestimating A Hobbit’s Appetite And

So I had a little think about this scene. And how Obi-Wan seems to always return people’s lightsaber to them however he loses his own often and it hit me…

Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn’t care about his own life, he genuinly doesn’t care and therefor losing his own weapon doesn’t matter if its just him alone against something. It only matters as long as he can protect someone else but the weapon that is his life?

It doesn’t matter. Obi-Wan doesn’t think his own life matters.

But to Cody, that life matters. So he always returns it to Obi-Wan.

still really want Mace Windu being the one who goes back in time to unfuck All The Things and just IMMEDIATELY being like “goddammit Qui-Gon NO, finish up with your own fucking padawan with the abandonment issues, this one is now Mine, I need him to kill a Sith Lord and also not become a Sith Lord himself. you can see him for Sunday dinners. also clearly you need backup with THIS Sith so I am coming to Naboo with you, you are WELCOME, no I don’t give a fuck what the Senate says.” or whatever while everyone else is like “???? Master Windu wow you seem to feel REALLY STRONGLY about–” and him just “I HAVE HAD A BAD FEELING AND YOU ARE ALL GOING TO LISTEN TO IT, FORCE DAMMIT”. which, the rest of them are like, fair, Jedi bad feelings are pretty important to be listening to. 

meanwhile, FUCK the integrity of the timeline or certain things needing to happen how they happened last time and the usual “time-traveller being all fluttery and panicky about keeping the same relationships with their important people“ thing, Mace Windu is like “um NO, those relationships all ended HORRIBLY??” and is just ruthlessly determined to save as many people as he can, damn the fucking consequences. and also stab Darth Maul. a lot. you can take the Trials like everyone ELSE, Kenobi, and JINN, YOU CAN GO DO YOUR DAMN JOB. 

frankly all that’s still waaaaay more subtlety than I would genuinely expect from a time-travelling Anakin, honestly any “Anakin Skywalker goes back to fix shit” fic that doesn’t IMMEDIATELY turn into him beelining straight for Palpatine and FUCKING STABBING HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE COME HELL OR HIGH WATER clearly has more belief in that man’s self-restraint/self-preservation than I will ever. evvvver. 

Mace actually would like to survive long enough to deal with the remaining corruption and armies and, you know, WAR that would still need cleaned up, himself, so he is by necessity subtler in his machinations and only fantasizes about murdering that Sith bastard in the middle of the damn Senate a LITTLE. Just, like. A biiiit. 

look, “subtle” when compared to Anakin is really ONLY SO SUBTLE. 

Ok but like, is there anyone else who likes the Ranger’s Apprentice and Septimus Heap series? Or The Legend of Eli Monpress??? Am I the only fan I know?

the steamiest smut for the fluffiest, most romantic fic ever. reblog if you agree 

I was watching The Mandalorian last night and I can’t even. Baby Yoda is the single best thing 2019 had to offer.

Please consider: Dean Winchester and Anthony J Crowley bonding over their love of their beautiful vintage cars, and their beautiful angelic husbands.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Darth Vader + Dramatic Entrances for @darthgalpal

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Reblog if u want to see them grow up happy.

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