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I got a burn mark on my hand 2 years ago in science class and I passed my teacher in the hall the other day and she asked me if I still had the scar and I shit you not I said "yea but it's okay caus its kinda shaped like Africa :)"

If you’re phone changes the word fucking to ducking just create a shortcut for the word fucking to ducking.

-t

Guys it’s March again.

Holdup, can we talk about his nipple for a sec?

-t

wait a second im sexy

*lea tries to open bus window in winter*

T: You can’t open it! It won’t work!

*click*

T: *shamefully embarrassed looks away and mumbles* or maybe you can

Jack: it's not even 7pm and it feels like midnight.

Lolo: Midwife...

Me: It'S mIdWiFe TiME

Jack: W H A T N O

"so I was just stress eating my cheese curds."

-A

Mood.

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough.