*watches Hercules*

Eilish: *shows off a heck ton of money*

T: it’s so thick, thicker than me

someone has to date me eventually right

matt: relax. just act mature

alex: okay act mature got it

*on the date with miles*

miles: so what do you do for fun

alex, in a serious voice: taxes

Yes please🥺

Good evening fellow bad students.... struggling students.... easily distracted students..... frustrated students...... fed up students....... I’d ask how you’re doing but.

special delivery

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

Jack: it's not even 7pm and it feels like midnight.

Lolo: Midwife...

Me: It'S mIdWiFe TiME

Jack: W H A T N O