Like, Gimmie A Hair Tie And 5 Minutes W Him I’m Begging You.

quote from the mom movie

THEY WOULD BE SO SO PROUD OF YOU

thanks to @pineapplecrispy for the suggestion + italian bonus, Owen WIlson bonus and historically inaccurated emo boys bonus

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wait no i 2nd this

this has been in my head for weeks

If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him

YOU FANFIC WRITERS BETTER NOT STOP WRITING FOR JJ BECAUSE OF THIS OR ISTG‼️‼️ FANFICS ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE RN

Any black woman complaining about stereotypes in relation to the personalities and styles of black women are coons, the end.

There are black women behind these accs that are writing based on how they are, how they dress, how they act. That's not stereotypical.

Plenty black women writers wear wigs, acrylics, have boisterous personalities, are thicker. How yall gon tell THEM they don't deserve representation bc it offends you? Yall sound like karens.

If you not that kind of black woman congrats but you don't get a cookie. Make your own representation. Stop following racist agendas from yt ppl who want us to see our own race as bad.

I love any kind of black woman. You should too.

Pictures that are confirmed to scare any bigots out of the Spiderman fandom.

Being in fandom spaces is so surreal-

Bc once your age hits a 'serious' number, you start to think - "damn, I should probably stop geeking and get more serious." But then you scroll and see a 34y/o woman writing fics after driving her kids to school, a 40y/o dude making fanart of his fav super heroes and you realize - "nah, I'm actually good"

idek if this is the right place for this but i want fics with more sexual tension than actual sex yknow? I want yearning, longing, pining and angst

I want detailed inner paragraphs about how tortured the character feels after/during each interaction with their love interest, how their skin burns with every touch even if it's just a tap on the shoulder

I want them to be so desperately in love and not in just a sexual way

Is that too much to ask???

(p.s if these fics do exist lmk i beg)

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol