John Waters Toking On A John Waters Bong.

true romance

stranger things spoilers

the hobbit and lotr spoliers

with all these stranger things and lotr parallels, i would like to present:

eddie and dustin as aragorn and frodo

imma bout to drink a whole bottle a cough syrup and fucking astral project myself to saturn

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The parallel of Ed saying he could fake his death. And also that scene where he said he’d thought he’d have a cooler death than this. “Like being eaten by a tiger…”

And Stede faking his death with a jungle cat.

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Nigel and Chauncey getting stabbed/shot in the same eye.

Everyone blaming Stede when it was just an accident.

istg i absolutely guzzle orange juice like my bard drowning himself in ‘the best beer in town’ during a long rest after five hours of combat stumbling out of a tavern after he lost his banjo ready to collapse.

let the soft animal of your body KILL KILL ATTACK KILL WITH YOUR TEETH RIP IT WITH YOUR TEETH YOUR TEETH

I had an idea for a Play

It’s Hamlet 

No Stage, just a bunch of chairs and props scattered around the room, audience sits wherever they want 

A Disclaimer is given at the beginning of the play: “There Will Be Blood, and Audicence paticipation.”   “You will be expected to stand up and yell “STOP!”.”   “You’ll know when.”

Play continues as normal, but maybe with a little more Verve than usual 

Just let the actors be Real Unhinged 

Make it clear somewhere in the second act, that the actors aren’t pulling thier punches- 

Those are REAL broken noses, that’s REAL blood on the floor and those swords sure as hell aren’t blunted 

HOPEFULLY someone in the audience stands up and yells “STOP” before rosencrantz and Guildenstern are killed on stage 

From that point on, the play is Improv 

Whoever stands up is treated by the actors like another character in the play- Hamlet will try to convince them to aid his cause, Polonius to get them to Kill Hamlet, Ophelia to get her the hell out of there etc. 

The Doors Are Locked

Efforts to make them break character will be ignored, they can only be reasoned with “In Character" 

It is now up to the Audience to try and stop The Tragedy. 

 This is a terrible thearer production, a great horror movie or a fantastic prank on theater critics.

ik that technically speaking, luke is older than leia (even tho they’re twins), but i am OBSESSED with little brother luke skywalker.

ik it’s kinda obvious but i just realized that the two gods missing from the ennead poster in ep. 1 were khonshu and ammit.