why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase
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I'm as free as the breeze and I ride where I please
entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met
i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species
on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
WAIT NO, that’s this timeline? SHIT. Thanks so much, you’ve doomed us all. Did you really think that someone didn’t nudge the soviets on??? Do you have any idea what you have doomed humanity to?
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
I want it and i want it now🤤
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Any pronouns. Capricorn. Not a minor. Chaotic Good// Sapphic with a love of tea, gardens, plants, books, embroidery, and bugs
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