*Casually Reblogs*

I had to do it too jsjs

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

I love this more than I should

“That Lion only eats good food”

I know it’s late and I should be asleep right now but I’m wheezing😂

here’s the roceit thing i mentioned earlier

What is this I'm feeling? Oh yeah, it's

Inspiration

So I have this story idea where the protagonist kills themselves at the very beginning. Then there’s a funeral and it’s all really sad and everything and we meet their best friend who is really sad about it. Then the protagonist wakes up white light everywhere they’re in heaven and in front of them a whole bunch of angels are exchanging money. So they start cursing, because they lost. And then comes the ‘twist’ the protagonist is an angel too and so is their best friend and every other creature on earth. Angels can come and go between earth and heaven, but on earth they lose their memories and the memories come back when they die. And the protagonist had a bet who would survive the longest on earth and lost. And then a whole bunch of years later. The best friend dies of old age and comes back to heaven. And they get reunited and they cry and they talk and they laugh and they promise never to go back to earth. (They do it anyway centuries later, because they get bored.)

.......Hey!

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

Please.

Reblog if you want a second season of Ouran

I’m just curious how many of us would want to watch it! 

Older sibling response is weird like i want to make sure you've eaten, i DO want to bully you, i want to protect you, i want to fireman carry and body slam u on the couch and tell u to go to bed, i want to make up bullshit lies about how things work and see how long u believe it, i would kill for you, ur gross, u will forever be an infant to me, stop touching my stuff, chill out ur like 10, im proud of you, etc etc im sorry that even tho i was the test run the adults found New and Interesting ways to fuck up with you

I’m ok totally didn’t need a heart today, and no I’m not crying you are

Bruce Banner appreciation hours, anyone?