The Only Soup I Consume Is Boiled Cissy Tears, And Jokes On U, I AM Getting Help, My Therapist Says Self

How dare you judge my safe food!!!! I'll have you put in a hole for people to stare down into in pity

Tumblr user @marshed-moosh is a secret spy for the Cishet shadow government, don't listen to a word they say, don't let them dm you, they'll steal all your testosterone and estrogen and hand it off to space lizard Katy perry

I can’t believe I never posted this tapestry I made

(no I didn’t block it okay)

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

WELCOME TO MY BLOG

Askbox is open to TRANS PEOPLE ONLY

My name is Fox, I'm a transmasculine person in his 20s who's also therian! I'm living in my parents house with my partner who I met on Google Plus when we were kids :3 I like Homestuck and shipping and furries and all sorts of fun stuff. I think the government is a tool for human suppression of animal rights, I think cis people should be given conversion therapy to make them trans.

Please read the following DNI

- Cis people, it's 2025 and you haven't transitioned yet???? Imagine being that much of a boring bitch

-Transmeds, gender doesn't exist unless you want it to, go fuck yourselves

-Children (ages 0-16) go tell your parents to stop overpopulating this stupid planet and transition

-Fox news, how dare you stomp all over my namesake, foxes everywhere will invade your studios and eat your stupid wigs

-people who kill Minecraft foxes,wolves,or cats, I'm sending you to super hell

-vivsiepop haters, she writes the BEST women and her stories make me cry SO hard

-people who want to have kids, stop adding more stinky humans to this planet and let the foxes take over

-jk rowling, duh

-old people (ages 50-999999999999) because ew

-people who don't like the smell of weed, only because I don't want you calling my blog smelly

What if, weed actually DID make you trans, imagine how many souls we could save (both God and Jesus are trans), imagine all the beautiful trans women and beefy trans men and interesting nonbinary and genderqueer folks, a utopia :)

Catboy partner is asleep (curled up at my feet, been petting him), time to watch a very boring video essay and play Kirby's dream course (Kirby is nonbinary because I say so fuck you cis)

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Alas, it's too late for you, once the transgender foxes take over America, you'll be the first to be punished

Tumblr user @marshed-moosh is a secret spy for the Cishet shadow government, don't listen to a word they say, don't let them dm you, they'll steal all your testosterone and estrogen and hand it off to space lizard Katy perry

Tumblr user @marshed-moosh is a secret spy for the Cishet shadow government, don't listen to a word they say, don't let them dm you, they'll steal all your testosterone and estrogen and hand it off to space lizard Katy perry

Everyone in Hyrule is trans except king rhoam, and he died because being cis was so boring and unremarkable that he keeled over dead