Weebtrash21 - *distant Slurping*

when 2018 try to hit you with the bullshit

小短刀含双莓要素，我这个人cp观混乱邪恶……想啥画啥真不好意思……

a deku fox commission for turtle-fox, plus a bonus grey version because i liked BOTH of em, sometimes thats just how it goes !

Lets stand very close to each other it will mess with the fans

Reposting this again because they deserve it ✨❤️✨

Dante, Vergil & V + Artist!Reader Drawing Them

Kindly requested by @weebtrash21 ♡

Oh dear, you’re the sweetest. Thank you for your request! It was wonderful to write because I personally draw them a lot to practice anatomy. Sorry if I made you wait for too long, hope you like it~ ♡

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Dante

Dante’s been already curious about what you draw on your sketchbook for a while. Since the first time he saw you drawing and didn’t explained so well what was that about, he wanted to see at least one of your sketches.

But you only showed him some of your finished pieces, and his curiousity was killing him inside. 

Some day, you were taking a shower and forgot to keep your sketchbook in your bag. Dante didn’t think twice and opened it on a random page.

And he basically melted inside when he saw what these sketches were about. There were a lot of portraits of his face, mostly demonstrating a kind and cute expressions. Dante could even feel his cheeks blushing.

He had time to check three or four pages of your sketchbook before putting it back where he found, pretending he didn’t even touch it. While leafing through it, Dante couldn’t control his smile. 

When you came back, he tried not to talk about it, but it was impossible. 

“I’m so happy that I can bring you some inspiration, Y/N. It even made me understand what impression you have about me as your boyfriend.” Although you complained about the fact that he saw those sketches without your permission, you were happy too.

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okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

i think u’re cool so i drew u an edgepuff

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submitted by anonymous

LOOK AT THIS CUTE EDGEPUFF AAAAAAAH!

I might be attracted to psychopaths, but to be fair look at them!

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine