Weebtrash21 - *distant Slurping*

Oml i want this so much

LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING!!!

Oh my gosh!!! I finally hit 5000+ followers???? Really didn’t think this would happen but here we are! So in celebration of all of you sticking around through my many mood swings and self indulgent posts I  decided to do one of those raffles I see everywhere.

RULES:

1. Because this is for my followers, you have to be following me to participate. But also dont just follow me for the raffle cause that wouldn’t be cool.

2. Like stated above, one like and one reblog. I don’t want anyone getting spammed. Only one reblog will count!!

And thats it for the rules because I havent really thought this through too much.

Prizes!!

3rd place will receive a single character full body piece, fully coloured!

2nd place will get a 2 to 3 character full body, fully coloured

1st place will get a short comic!! Meaning not a full story or anything like that. As in, a scene from a fanfic you really like (with writer’s permission) or a couple of nerds doing some nerd stuff.

What I will draw!!

° Undertale is my obvious specialty, but i’ll draw from any fandom as long as I have proper references.

° Ocs (I love ocs alright??)

° nsfw things. But they’ll be posted on my nsfw blog

What I CANT draw

°Mechas. Please be kind

Deadline is Halloween because I love Halloween

So that gives you a while to reblog ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

Good luck and all that!!! And thank you all for being awesome and supportive!! It’s really meant a lot to me these past few months, and I love you guys (*¯ ³¯*)♡

i am fucking DONE.

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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

AND THE WINNER IS ... CHARA?!

So we got a lazy fighter and a murderous child.

Who said they wouldn't make a deal?

look at him…*sob

Don't flirt with what's mine.

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Sorry I don’t feel very well today so it’s very sketchy but I had to draw it!! Thank you for your beautiful ask <3

Connor  & Deviant Connor 

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