Weebtrash21 - *distant Slurping*

i know u still remember me right, big bone?

Don't flirt with what's mine.

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Том Хиддлстон как отдельный вид искусства.

Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird:

“Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.”

“You are small and delicate, like a tiny rodent with no fur.”

“I love the globular shape of your skull.”

“The scent of you is powerful and strong in my nostrils.”

Yaoi/BL Master Lists

Remark: 

Master list of all current AVAILABLE recommendations 

Organized alphabetically for each section

Some recommendations are old and not updated (will update when I have the free time)

List will be frequently updated with new incoming asks/recs

Inform me if any of the links does not work

Other than that, Happy yaoi-ing! 

✩°｡･⋆ Favourites ⋆･｡°✩

FAVOURITE AUTHORS

FAVOURITE FANTASY

FAVOURITE MANGAS (includes yaoi/BL mangas for beginners)

FAVOURITE MANHUAS/MANHWAS/WEBCOMICS

FAVOURITE OMEGAVERSE (denoted with a [***])

FAVOURITE ONE SHOTS

FAVOURITE SEQUELS WITH SIDE CHARACTER RELATIONSHIPS

FAVOURITE YAOI/BL ANIME

✩°｡･⋆ General ⋆･｡°✩

AFTERCARE/CUDDLING

AMNESIA (memory loss)

ANGST

ARABIAN NIGHTS

AVOIDANCE (runs away from responsibilities)

BDSM

BLACKMAIL

BROTHER COMPLEX (bro-con)

CHEATING/HAVING AN AFFAIR

CHRISTMAS

COMEDY

CROSS DRESSING (includes lingerie)

CRYBABY (emotional, sensitive, always crying etc.)

DEPRESSION/MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

DISABILITY (deaf, blind, paralyzed etc.)

DOMESTIC & CHILDREN (family, married, kids, single parent etc.)

DRUGS USE & ALCOHOLS

FLORISTS (flower themed)

FUDANSHI

GOOD DRAWINGS/ART

HEARTBREAKING PLOTS

HOLDING BACK (sexual urges)

HUGE MISUNDERSTANDINGS (almost lead to break up)

LIGHT-HAIRED CHARACTERS (both MCs are light haired)

MANHUAS/MANHWAS

MURDER

OMEGAVERSE (mpreg)

OTAKU/GAMER

PORN ACTORS

PROSTITUTES (male prostitution/casual sex)

RAPE/NON-CON

REJECTION (uke rejects seme)

REVERSE ROLE (seke)

ROYALTY/PRINCES

SAD ENDINGS 

SEXUAL ASSAULTS (seme saves uke from harassment)

SLOW BURNS 

STEP-BROTHERS

STORIES WITH WELL-WRITTEN FEMALE

SUICIDAL

TAN CHARACTERS

TATTOOS

TIME SKIPS (with physical growth spurt)

TOYS & BONDAGES

TRADITIONAL/HISTORICAL/PRIEST (theme, settings, occupation etc.)

UNREQUITED LOVE 

VIRGINS

WET DREAMS

YAKUZA

YANDERE

✩°｡･⋆ Fetishes/Kinks/Foreplays ⋆･｡°✩

69 POSITION 

BATH/SHOWER/ONSEN/OCEAN/WATER SEX

BITING

BLOWJOBS

BUTT/ASS

CAUGHT HAVING SEX

CIGARETTE BURNS

DRUNK/SLEEP SEX (having sex when one or both partner is asleep/drunk)

DRY HUMPING

FETISHES/KINKS (general)

FINGERING (detailed fingering)

FORCED SEX (seme feels guilty, remorseful afterwards)

FOURSOME/POLYAMOROUS

INVERTED NIPPLES

LINGERIE 

MASTURBATION

MULTIPLE SEX POSITIONS (seme makes uke do all sorts of positions)

NIPPLE PLAY

OMORAISHI (pee desperation/humiliation)

PHONE SEX

RIMMING (ass eating)

ROUGH SEX

SPANKING

TEASING

THREESOMES

WALL/PUBLIC SEX 

✩°｡･⋆ Hardcore/Smutty ⋆･｡°✩

HUGE DICKS

PORN WITH PLOT

PORN WITHOUT PLOT

PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING

UNCENSORED DICKS

✩°｡･⋆ Long Series ⋆･｡°✩

COMPLETED MANGAS (at least 12+ chapters)

FLUFFY SHOUNEN AI

GOOD GRAPHICS & PLOT (at least 10+ chapters)

MATURE & SMUTTY (at least 10+ chapters)

✩°｡･⋆ Relationships ⋆･｡°✩

ABUSIVE LOVERS

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS

DAMAGED SEME X COMFORTING UKE

EX-LOVERS/BOYFRIENDS (reunion)

FATHER FIGURE (foster father, adopted son, not blood related)

LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP

MANLY COUPLE 

MASTER X PET/SERVANT/SLAVE/DADDY KINK

MARRIED COUPLE

NO HOMO (straight X straight)

OLDER/GROWN UP COUPLE (age late 20s - 30s)

POLICE X YAKUZA

PUPPY LOVE (young love)

TEACHER X STUDENT

✩°｡･⋆ Height/Age/Size Difference ⋆･｡°✩

SHORTER UKE/TALLER SEME

SHORTER SEME/TALLER UKE

OLDER SEME/YOUNGER UKE

YOUNGER SEME/OLDER UKE

✩°｡･⋆ Seme 【Specified】⋆･｡°✩

BADASS SEME

BEARDED SEME

BIG & SCARY BUT ACTUALLY CUTE & GENTLE SEME

BULLY SEME (seme likes to tease uke a lot)

DOMINANT & COMFORTING SEME

DUMB & BIG SEME

FOREIGN SEME

HANDSOME SEME (good looking)

HIGH SEX DRIVE SEME (seme keeps going even when uke exhausted)

HOT & DANGEROUS SEME

INDIFFERENT SEME (cute ‘shiny’ uke) 

LONG HAIRED SEME

LOVING/CARING SEME

OBSESSIVE SEME (attention-seeking)

POSSESSIVE SEME

PRETTY SEME (effeminate, uke-like, androgynous etc.)

QUIET/SERIOUS/PRIM/PROPER/INDIFFERENT SEME

SEME GETS FORCED 

STRAIGHT SEME

✩°｡･⋆ Uke 【Specified】⋆･｡°✩

BADASS UKE

BEARDED UKE

‘BEING BULLIED FOR BEING GAY’ UKE

BLACK HAIRED ASSHOLE UKE

CHUBBY UKE

CONFIDENT UKE

DELINQUENT UKE (with respectable seme)

DRUNK UKE (gets sexier/forgets memory when drunk) 

FEMININE UKE

IN-DENIAL UKE (uke constantly in denial but end up falling in love with seme)

INSECURE UKE

LONG HAIRED UKE

NEKO UKE (anything related to cat)

MEGANE UKE (glasses-wearing uke)

POKER FACE UKE (mistaken identity)

RECKLESS UKE (always in danger and worries seme)

TSUNDERE UKE

SEDUCTIVE UKE (uke seduces reluctant seme)

SHY & QUIET UKE

SLUTTY UKE

STRAIGHT HOMOPHOBIC UKE

SUCCESSFUL UKE (boss/president/CEO or expertise at field of work)

SWEET, INNOCENT & CHEERFUL UKE

UGLY/PLAIN/AVERAGE UKE (physically unattractive)

✩°｡･⋆ Fantasy ⋆･｡°✩

DEMON & ANGELS

DRAGONS

ELVES

GHOSTS

INCUBUS

MERMAN

SUPERNATURAL MIXTURES ( vampires, werewolves, ghost, demons, dragons, wizards etc.)

VAMPIRES

YOUKAI

✩°｡･⋆ Fluff ⋆･｡°✩

CUTE ART/GRAPHICS

LOVEY DOVEY (early confession)

LOVEY DOVEY PART 2 (possessive seme)

SHOUNEN AI (less intense sex etc.)

SOFTCORE

✩°｡･⋆ Doujinshi ⋆･｡°✩ 

HAIKYUU!! (HQ)

KUROKO NO BASUKE (KNB)

YURI!!! ON ICE (YOI)

小短刀含双莓要素，我这个人cp观混乱邪恶……想啥画啥真不好意思……

Happy anniversary.

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

Tom Hiddleston at the Nerd HQ 2016.