‘Loki’ Does The Weather

WAIT wait Wait wait

Let me tell you something!!!!

So I bumped into this video on tiktok of Jeff Ward moa- I mean doing push-ups

And...oh my God

Even at first I knew this had so much potential.

But when I listened to it with my eyes closed...😳😳 I spanked my face so hard trying not to make any sounds at work. (I failed miserably)

Okay, so...here is the sound, so you could enjoy it as well

Ticklish|Detroit: Become Human|Connor x Reader (Female)

A/N: This was very fun to write! Enjoy.

Warnings: None.

Connor x Reader (Female)

Summary: But he had no idea you would jump in place, neither make or rather squeak into thin air. The both of you stayed silent for a moment. Then, Connor slowly… repeated the action, this time purposely. You laughed, covering your mouth with a hand that brought it to an abrupt stop. Connor felt a pair of hands settle over his and unstick them away from your stomach.

“Connor, don’t.”

***

“Hey son, could you ask (Y/N) if she could fix up a coffee for me as well?” Connor’s fixed attention on the files he was registering in his memory was cut off at the sound of the Lieutenant. He retreated his hand away from the keyboard, his skin materializing back over the white porcelain of his hands before directing his gaze towards Hank.

“Right away Lieutenant- I mean… Hank.”

Becoming a deviant gave him a freedom he wasn’t used to. He had a mind of his own now, with no instructions to maneuver him around anymore. Sometimes he had to remind himself that it was alright to drop the formalities with Hank. More importantly, he was considered a friend and an individual that was alive. It hadn’t flown past his attention the fact that he was now regarded as a human being.

And it felt nice.

Though Gavin still remained a prick, there was no change in that.

“Thanks Connor.” Anderson returned to his own pending work, hands moving over the keyboard. The android pushed back in his chair, standing up and going to push the chair back in. But he halted mid action, taking an innocent look around the office before turning on his side and pushing said chair in with his hip.

As much as a small action it was, it was very much invigorating to be able to move like that. His former program strictly held him on a more professional stride, meaning he couldn’t or wouldn’t think of moving the chair the way he just did. But he did it, and it felt wonderful to communicate his own feelings that way.

He started making his way to the kitchen area with a small spring in his stride, spotting you in front of the counter. It was clear you hadn’t noticed his presence so it wasn’t quite difficult to slide in behind you and wrap his arms around your waist to peek over your shoulder. He had seen and heard of the meaning of hugs. Some humans used it as a greeting so he decided to try it himself instead of what he usually did.

You seemed a bit tense though, maybe you were working too much.

“Uh- Connor?” You craned your neck to get a good look at him, your hand frozen on the spoon you were using to mix. “What are you doing?”

“Lieutenant Anderson has politely requested that you make a cup of coffee for him, if you would.” The corners of his mouth tugged upwards into a soft smile. “As for your inquire on my actions at this present moment, I’ve decided to try a hug for a greeting.” His head tipped aside, mouth parting slightly as he took a general look at you. “Though it seems you are not keen of such. If you don’t find yourself at a comfortable position I won’t repeat it again.”

“No- No it’s fine. Really. You just… caught me off guard.” You offered him a smile in return before retaking the task of mixing the coffee with the spoon. Connor watched your every move. The way the coffee swirled around in the cup and made different patterns. How you reached up for another cup in the cabinet above your head. The RK800 flexed his fingers lightly against your stomach, not quite intentional; he was familiar with unconscious movements that he did every now and then.

But he had no idea you would jump in place, neither make or rather squeak into thin air. The both of you stayed silent for a moment. Then, Connor slowly… repeated the action, this time purposely. You laughed, covering your mouth with a hand that brought it to an abrupt stop. Connor felt a pair of hands settle over his and unstick them away from your stomach.

“Connor, don’t.” You gabbled sheepishly. It wasn’t exactly a warning, but rather trying to prevent it from happening. And before he could ask precisely why, you added too quietly. “I’m ticklish….” As if it was something wrong, or rather dangerous.

But being ticklish wasn’t… or was it?

His eyes zoned straight forward, accessing his database.

Ticklish: quick to laugh if someone lightly touches one’s skin.

He blinked rapidly, the information fading into nothing as he looked at his hands, quite close to you. Quite available for tickling. When he went in to do it again, you dodged, escaping under his hold and away from the counter. His intentions were rather clear for you to realize quickly.

“Connor.” You warned half-seriously, holding out both of your arms in front of you, as some sort of shield to protect you from tickling hands. “(Y/N). Allow me to explore this… fascinating discovery I’ve just made about you.” Persuasion and kindness, even curiosity laced his tone as he dared take another step forward just as you stepped backwards.

You both froze in place, and as if on cue, you took off at the same time. Connor followed behind you, knowing that eventually he would catch you; either by pure speed or the fact you would get tired and he wouldn’t. You dodged in time to evade crashing into an officer, skidding out of control at a loss of equilibrium but fortunately impulsing yourself back to stability with Hank’s desk.

“Connor, (Y/N). What the fuck are you two doing!? This is not a playground!”

“Sorry Hank! It won’t happen again.” He followed suit, not even looking back at the other. You had made your way into the lobby, trying to make your way through without any incidents and calculating at the same time what would be the safest route. Connor had it a bit easier since he just had to follow you, but a group of officers were making it difficult to not lose sight of you when they shuffled in hrough the entrance.

Taking those golden seconds with the android all caught up behind, you skittered to a stop to sort out your options. You could: leave the building altogether, but that would not put up a well image with Fowler; go in the elevator, where you would be safe for a temporary time; or the stairs, which would give you more options to hide in different stories easily. The stairs seemed to be the best option but you were tiring quickly and would be glad to have a break.

The elevator it is then.

“(Y/N)!” He was close and you dared not take a look back as you took off straight towards the doors that were closing… closing… You could still make it and leave no place for Connor to slide in. The RK800 slid to a stop with a mild curse, hands pressing up on the glass doors before looking up at your peeking form that was ascending the building. He looked around wildly, then grinned when he saw the stairs.

You shuffled back, horrified upon seeing the android’s running was almost matching the speed of the elevator. When he could, he would steal a glance at you, the bastard tease doing a salut when you were close to reaching the stop and he was already running towards the soon to be arriving elevator.

You practically served yourself on a silver platter.

The ding of the elevator that alerted of the doors opening almost marked the continuation of your chase. You tried to shuffled out together with the man that had been there but Connor was astute enough to pretend to bump with you and push you back in the elevator. Keeping you backed up against the farthest end, he blindly inputted a number and waited until the doors closed before turning to you.

You mentally prepared yourself, and soon enough, Connor’s hands were on you, breaking hell lose.

An android receptionist stopped working, looking around in confusion as she tried to find the source of the muffled laughter. When she saw the elevator descending with the pair inside, a smile spread on her face and she returned to work.

✨Pastel Prince✨

susie’s no liar, noelle.

Some weeks ago I watched this video and then shit happens

Yaoi For Beginner’s Rec (Part 2)

Made a part 2 since everyone seemed to really like the first part and I’m always happy to help out my fellow yaoi fans.

Part One

Want to read something with sex toys? Koisuru Omocha Yume No You Na Hanashi Fuuzokugurui Desu Ga Toshishita Danshi Ni Kokuraremashita Ginkaku Hakase to Marmot  Momoiro Salesman

Want a manga that makes your heart hurt and leaves you ???

MODS Itou-san Hybrid Child Rasen No Kioku The Specific Heat Capacity of Love

Like characters with tattoos/piercing?

Brother Auto Spot Usagi Otoko Tora Otoko Asa to Mitya Gokudou Darling Bond(z)

Tired of the typical shy, blushing uke?

Hyakujitsu no Bara Honey Sour Flavor Heart Strings Nirameba Koi Dark Road

Want a manga certified 100% rape free?

Boulange no Koibito Ijiwaru Na Kuchibiru Junketsu Drop Konbini-kun Blue Sky Complex

Like couples with an age gap?

Yamada To Shounen Korotto Ochita? Hana wa Saku ka Sumanai!! Masumi-kun Urahara to Dilemma

Want something involving vampires?

Raising a Bat Shinpu-sama No Kyuuketsuki Vampire Library Yamiiro No Aijin Hana to Junketsu

Manga with werewolves?

Tsuki ni Hoero Hakuyou Ayakashi Gatari Coyote Sweet Dog Food Kamu Otoko

Manga with mermen?

Orenchi no Furo Jijou Junketsu Ningyo Koi Uta Blue Eyes Wild Fish

Manga with pirates?

Kaizoku Game Corsair Umi Ni Nemuru Hana Love Hustler Cutlass

Manga with butlers?

Ouji No Hakoniwa Hachimitsu Ouji Wa Shitsuji Ni Madou Bamford Koushakuke No Shitsuji Shitsuji Kyoushi no Renai Jugyou Fuson na Hana o Aisureba

Manga with angels/demons?

Sabishigariya wa Yume o Miru Mayonaka no Acchimono Akuma Game Asterisk Tenshi no Tame no Shohousen

Want something involving incest?

Kyoudai-biyori Mayonaka no Oyatsu Ienai Itami o Daite Iru Fuson na Hana o Aisureba Haikei, Niisan-sama

Interested in some threesomes? 

Bachi Bachi Choco Strawberry Vanilla Junk!Boys Ikenai Otoko Seikaku Warui Uke Ga Guzuguzuni Nakasareru Hon

Want to read something with double penetration?

Futari No Musuko Ni Nerawarete Imasu Kedamono Hatsujouki!! Ryoute Ni Darling Youkubari wa Dame na no K dj - Fushimi-san ga Futari ni Natte Misaki o Semeru Hon.

Want a manga where the couples switch positions (seke)?

Sojou No Koi Wa Nido Haneru Hatsukoi No Atosaki Yume No Kodomo Three Wolves Mountain Mukizu ja Irarenee

A manga where the seme/uke has kids?

Gochisousama Koishite Daddy Ikumen After Fukigen Kareshi no Nadamekata Koisuru Barairo Tenchou

Scrolling through tumblr bored and just want something random?

Koori Ga Tokeru No O Matteru Seven Days Totally Captivated Akihabara Fall In Love Sagatte Omachi Kudasai

NOTE: Please do not reblog my posts if you’re going to add negative comments. Thank you.

-When them grow up-

花了一个月的时间，断断续续的总算画完了。

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Yaoi/BL Master Lists

Remark: 

Master list of all current AVAILABLE recommendations 

Organized alphabetically for each section

Some recommendations are old and not updated (will update when I have the free time)

List will be frequently updated with new incoming asks/recs

Inform me if any of the links does not work

Other than that, Happy yaoi-ing! 

✩°｡･⋆ Favourites ⋆･｡°✩

FAVOURITE AUTHORS

FAVOURITE FANTASY

FAVOURITE MANGAS (includes yaoi/BL mangas for beginners)

FAVOURITE MANHUAS/MANHWAS/WEBCOMICS

FAVOURITE OMEGAVERSE (denoted with a [***])

FAVOURITE ONE SHOTS

FAVOURITE SEQUELS WITH SIDE CHARACTER RELATIONSHIPS

FAVOURITE YAOI/BL ANIME

✩°｡･⋆ General ⋆･｡°✩

AFTERCARE/CUDDLING

AMNESIA (memory loss)

ANGST

ARABIAN NIGHTS

AVOIDANCE (runs away from responsibilities)

BDSM

BLACKMAIL

BROTHER COMPLEX (bro-con)

CHEATING/HAVING AN AFFAIR

CHRISTMAS

COMEDY

CROSS DRESSING (includes lingerie)

CRYBABY (emotional, sensitive, always crying etc.)

DEPRESSION/MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

DISABILITY (deaf, blind, paralyzed etc.)

DOMESTIC & CHILDREN (family, married, kids, single parent etc.)

DRUGS USE & ALCOHOLS

FLORISTS (flower themed)

FUDANSHI

GOOD DRAWINGS/ART

HEARTBREAKING PLOTS

HOLDING BACK (sexual urges)

HUGE MISUNDERSTANDINGS (almost lead to break up)

LIGHT-HAIRED CHARACTERS (both MCs are light haired)

MANHUAS/MANHWAS

MURDER

OMEGAVERSE (mpreg)

OTAKU/GAMER

PORN ACTORS

PROSTITUTES (male prostitution/casual sex)

RAPE/NON-CON

REJECTION (uke rejects seme)

REVERSE ROLE (seke)

ROYALTY/PRINCES

SAD ENDINGS 

SEXUAL ASSAULTS (seme saves uke from harassment)

SLOW BURNS 

STEP-BROTHERS

STORIES WITH WELL-WRITTEN FEMALE

SUICIDAL

TAN CHARACTERS

TATTOOS

TIME SKIPS (with physical growth spurt)

TOYS & BONDAGES

TRADITIONAL/HISTORICAL/PRIEST (theme, settings, occupation etc.)

UNREQUITED LOVE 

VIRGINS

WET DREAMS

YAKUZA

YANDERE

✩°｡･⋆ Fetishes/Kinks/Foreplays ⋆･｡°✩

69 POSITION 

BATH/SHOWER/ONSEN/OCEAN/WATER SEX

BITING

BLOWJOBS

BUTT/ASS

CAUGHT HAVING SEX

CIGARETTE BURNS

DRUNK/SLEEP SEX (having sex when one or both partner is asleep/drunk)

DRY HUMPING

FETISHES/KINKS (general)

FINGERING (detailed fingering)

FORCED SEX (seme feels guilty, remorseful afterwards)

FOURSOME/POLYAMOROUS

INVERTED NIPPLES

LINGERIE 

MASTURBATION

MULTIPLE SEX POSITIONS (seme makes uke do all sorts of positions)

NIPPLE PLAY

OMORAISHI (pee desperation/humiliation)

PHONE SEX

RIMMING (ass eating)

ROUGH SEX

SPANKING

TEASING

THREESOMES

WALL/PUBLIC SEX 

✩°｡･⋆ Hardcore/Smutty ⋆･｡°✩

HUGE DICKS

PORN WITH PLOT

PORN WITHOUT PLOT

PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING

UNCENSORED DICKS

✩°｡･⋆ Long Series ⋆･｡°✩

COMPLETED MANGAS (at least 12+ chapters)

FLUFFY SHOUNEN AI

GOOD GRAPHICS & PLOT (at least 10+ chapters)

MATURE & SMUTTY (at least 10+ chapters)

✩°｡･⋆ Relationships ⋆･｡°✩

ABUSIVE LOVERS

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS

DAMAGED SEME X COMFORTING UKE

EX-LOVERS/BOYFRIENDS (reunion)

FATHER FIGURE (foster father, adopted son, not blood related)

LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP

MANLY COUPLE 

MASTER X PET/SERVANT/SLAVE/DADDY KINK

MARRIED COUPLE

NO HOMO (straight X straight)

OLDER/GROWN UP COUPLE (age late 20s - 30s)

POLICE X YAKUZA

PUPPY LOVE (young love)

TEACHER X STUDENT

✩°｡･⋆ Height/Age/Size Difference ⋆･｡°✩

SHORTER UKE/TALLER SEME

SHORTER SEME/TALLER UKE

OLDER SEME/YOUNGER UKE

YOUNGER SEME/OLDER UKE

✩°｡･⋆ Seme 【Specified】⋆･｡°✩

BADASS SEME

BEARDED SEME

BIG & SCARY BUT ACTUALLY CUTE & GENTLE SEME

BULLY SEME (seme likes to tease uke a lot)

DOMINANT & COMFORTING SEME

DUMB & BIG SEME

FOREIGN SEME

HANDSOME SEME (good looking)

HIGH SEX DRIVE SEME (seme keeps going even when uke exhausted)

HOT & DANGEROUS SEME

INDIFFERENT SEME (cute ‘shiny’ uke) 

LONG HAIRED SEME

LOVING/CARING SEME

OBSESSIVE SEME (attention-seeking)

POSSESSIVE SEME

PRETTY SEME (effeminate, uke-like, androgynous etc.)

QUIET/SERIOUS/PRIM/PROPER/INDIFFERENT SEME

SEME GETS FORCED 

STRAIGHT SEME

✩°｡･⋆ Uke 【Specified】⋆･｡°✩

BADASS UKE

BEARDED UKE

‘BEING BULLIED FOR BEING GAY’ UKE

BLACK HAIRED ASSHOLE UKE

CHUBBY UKE

CONFIDENT UKE

DELINQUENT UKE (with respectable seme)

DRUNK UKE (gets sexier/forgets memory when drunk) 

FEMININE UKE

IN-DENIAL UKE (uke constantly in denial but end up falling in love with seme)

INSECURE UKE

LONG HAIRED UKE

NEKO UKE (anything related to cat)

MEGANE UKE (glasses-wearing uke)

POKER FACE UKE (mistaken identity)

RECKLESS UKE (always in danger and worries seme)

TSUNDERE UKE

SEDUCTIVE UKE (uke seduces reluctant seme)

SHY & QUIET UKE

SLUTTY UKE

STRAIGHT HOMOPHOBIC UKE

SUCCESSFUL UKE (boss/president/CEO or expertise at field of work)

SWEET, INNOCENT & CHEERFUL UKE

UGLY/PLAIN/AVERAGE UKE (physically unattractive)

✩°｡･⋆ Fantasy ⋆･｡°✩

DEMON & ANGELS

DRAGONS

ELVES

GHOSTS

INCUBUS

MERMAN

SUPERNATURAL MIXTURES ( vampires, werewolves, ghost, demons, dragons, wizards etc.)

VAMPIRES

YOUKAI

✩°｡･⋆ Fluff ⋆･｡°✩

CUTE ART/GRAPHICS

LOVEY DOVEY (early confession)

LOVEY DOVEY PART 2 (possessive seme)

SHOUNEN AI (less intense sex etc.)

SOFTCORE

✩°｡･⋆ Doujinshi ⋆･｡°✩ 

HAIKYUU!! (HQ)

KUROKO NO BASUKE (KNB)

YURI!!! ON ICE (YOI)

[Lovers-3] Grillby, Sans & little Papy

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